Another reason not to release him early: he's a murderer

You gotta commit.

mfw a girl calls her bf daddy

Not just a number...

The difference between Homer and Bender

boobs

Do Not Disturb.

T is for...

You did not do well

Someone's been reproducing with Satan again

Got yo ass its gatorade

feline feelings

WHAT THE *** HAPPENED!

The absolute worst idea since tent pants

Was looking for images a bullies for an English project but this looks like the start of a porno.

When you act like you're late for something to get out of a party

Special delivery

dammit mom

Asking the tough questions.....

Beautiful rainbow

Hot shingles you say?

Beauty standards are getting weirder

Glad I do not have any siblings

So punny

may god strike me down

Got hot shingles?

Nice try China

I, too, googled 'flawed logic', was not disappointed either

Cyberbullying

Just dont make any friends

Mother***er...

Best weekend ever

let it go, margaret

He has a point

This quote will go down in history

End the Abuse

How to get away with saying something crazy

come on ashley, you're not drawing shit on the board at this moment

Breakdown of my week

*shitting intensifies*

Evolution

Pirates don't give a sh*t

I'll see your new professor and raise you the Dogtors.

g'dyap

Nice

Very necessary researches

Darude-Sandstorm is the new Rickrolling

Benjamin Franklin's unrecorded wisdom...

Cousin problems

"So close, no matter how far"

Why wont this damn thing start?

Lil Jon just shared this on Facebook

Sherlock's Shirt

When you buy shoes, do you throw the other one away or do you get it half off?

best internet is internet explorer

Oh. Ok.

Play dead

Every boy band nowadays

That's my fetish

cure to cancer found #2

Hey there stranger

Location, Location, Location

Home of the what?

Pornography Critic.

Best tank top ever

Magnets

Vader actually did bring balance to the Force

Honest product review

Yup, its the 9/11th today

normal people on /b/

lost scoring in 10 seconds

see you forever, na

Gotta go fast!

The struggle is real

TL;DR SMS

Score!

It's true!

Pete Davidson on talking to girls

Always Listen To Your Coach

Kim Possible

Totally not made up

Working in retail

When you leave a party but you're still drunk

every ***ing time

Tell me, Clarice.. Do you like needlework?

Remember kids, don't smoke people.

Best "we're expecting" announcement ever

GF on her period

As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating

Times have changed

Challenge Accepted

Lest we forget

Why cat's don't play sports.

Even math mocks me...

I feel like this will be flagged as spam

IT WORKS!

Good job Greg!

Rats for sale

Sometimes the legal system can be funny.

All right.