TL;DR SMS

Score!

It's true!

Pete Davidson on talking to girls

Always Listen To Your Coach

Kim Possible

Totally not made up

Working in retail

When you leave a party but you're still drunk

every ***ing time

Tell me, Clarice.. Do you like needlework?

Remember kids, don't smoke people.

Best "we're expecting" announcement ever

GF on her period

As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating

Times have changed

Challenge Accepted

Lest we forget

Why cat's don't play sports.

Even math mocks me...

I feel like this will be flagged as spam

IT WORKS!

Good job Greg!

Rats for sale

Sometimes the legal system can be funny.

All right.

Someone get me a ***ing burrito

Oh 4chan

Jesus pls

You never know when you're going to be put up on the kiss cam

Busted

Saw Michael Jackson at the museum today.

Do you even lift?

People who play first person shooters will know this feeling.

Sexting

The hardest part

The most Canadian sign ever made.

Sometimes I just feel like posting.

Dumb Animals

How all papers should be statted

#TheCarrotHasSpoken

Grandpas wise words of wisdom.

Dr. Phil, we need you

So, a guy texted me today.

Ohshit.jpg

Wait... What?

and i was like pew pew pew

Shut it down guys the Internet is over. He finally did it.

He didn't even try to look at the camera.

Maths.

/b taking risks

Amazon reviews are always so helpful

How to solve a physics problem

Hope.. no hope

gift is german for poison

Dr. Ake

Exhale man!

He's just being Dick

Convenient storage

The exact moment her phone was lost forever.

Street art in London stealing street art in London

Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson's first full comic strip since 1995

Apparently, this is what a hacker looks like according to Danish media.

It seems like Christmas comes earlier every year.

"my mother always supported my dreams"

America is the best I guess

This is what Facebook has come to

Willy Nelson on marijuana

Meanwhile on Tinder...

Dat Dedication

The Cake is a lie

Street Racing

Tinder

Thinking positive

Waking up in the mornings now that it's cold

Fatality in ancient greek

Despite being told not to cross the streams Diane just couldn't resist the potential chaos.

A little too calming

Yes she does

Anon get taken from his parents

why wouldnt you tell me your name?

Serious cars

I've waited so long for this moment

Its more of a superpower than a disability

So deep

Star Wars 7, 8 and 9 Got a Title!

MRW its 4:55 on friday and co-workers approach me as I am leaving the building

She doesn't look too happy....

Just.. read until the end.

The best punishment imaginable.

Wrong Turn 7

Get it together, Facebook.

Guide for FakU

Seeing people argue about Xbox or PS these days

Bought a book to help me understand women.

hermoine

It's almost that time again

"Free meals"...do you dare?

The "Click on photo to zoom" feature delivers.

pretty good