Its more of a superpower than a disability

So deep

Star Wars 7, 8 and 9 Got a Title!

MRW its 4:55 on friday and co-workers approach me as I am leaving the building

She doesn't look too happy....

Just.. read until the end.

The best punishment imaginable.

Wrong Turn 7

Get it together, Facebook.

Guide for FakU

Seeing people argue about Xbox or PS these days

Bought a book to help me understand women.

hermoine

It's almost that time again

"Free meals"...do you dare?

The "Click on photo to zoom" feature delivers.

pretty good

Baby Jesus bathtime

I'm your mummy now

You gon' act like one...

Chris Pratt fattening tip

clappity-clap

Drake Bell: Trolling Justin Bieber Fans

mega manly

There's definitely a major difference there...

Currency exchange rates aren't quite what they used to be. Thanks Ebola.

Florida

When Canadians fight back, they fight back with generosity.

Tough luck, bro...

404 error

Oh, Simpsons... if only we were back at that time

Ew perv

Damn comedian quotes

You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere

Don't die a virgin

This day is going to be....

Bic Story

Evolution of Macaulay Culkin

"One thing led to another...."

shit friends

Good Job Detroit

LGBT history month

This is brilliant.

He posted his own death news

Well there's your problem.

Yup... Pretty Much Sums It Up

The only thing feminists are good for

Where the *** am I?

In case chess wasn't 'real' enough for you

AHH JESUS!!!

I'm batman

Statistics

Advice probably worth taking

Gently

The worst side-effect of all

Yeah... So there's a website called CornHub. You feeling Corny?

There is no love that can compare

Kyle COULD NOT WAIT when his wife said she wanted to try it on all fours tonight!

errr

Saw this driving home from school.

$15 an hour huh.

A small clarification...

I call systematic rape

Thanks for sharing Ken...

Must be in India

Guns don't kill

who wouldn't? probably not by getting shot though

Doctor's handwriting font

We all have that friend

Don't shop lift

Irish person applies to work as a teacher in Korea.

finally

Democracy in florida ladies and gents!

VLC has encountered a problem with windows.

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken

Brian Griffin

Louis C.K.'s take on Rolling Stone

Whose line?

When you desperately start looking for ways to get into the club because you forgot your ID

Lolwut?

We really don't...

Always read over your emails

Society these days

Good thing cats have 9 lives

It's not murder if there is no body

Not with that attitude you can't

Majestic

Oh 90s.

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

The only answer when someone asks "how would you know?"

Random Google Earth find.

Difference between childhood fear and adult fear

Every university needs Caroline.

Shoe Zone has sass

If all adds were like this one though

Every time

Synonym rolls...

Fishing

Family fun

Airsoft safety 101