The Cake is a lie
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Waking up in the mornings now that it's cold
Fatality in ancient greek
Despite being told not to cross the streams Diane just couldn't resist the potential chaos.
A little too calming
Yes she does
Anon get taken from his parents
why wouldnt you tell me your name?
I've waited so long for this moment
Its more of a superpower than a disability
Star Wars 7, 8 and 9 Got a Title!
MRW its 4:55 on friday and co-workers approach me as I am leaving the building
She doesn't look too happy....
Just.. read until the end.
The best punishment imaginable.
Wrong Turn 7
Get it together, Facebook.
Guide for FakU
Seeing people argue about Xbox or PS these days
Bought a book to help me understand women.
It's almost that time again
"Free meals"...do you dare?
The "Click on photo to zoom" feature delivers.
Baby Jesus bathtime
I'm your mummy now
You gon' act like one...
Chris Pratt fattening tip
Drake Bell: Trolling Justin Bieber Fans
There's definitely a major difference there...
Currency exchange rates aren't quite what they used to be. Thanks Ebola.
When Canadians fight back, they fight back with generosity.
Tough luck, bro...
Oh, Simpsons... if only we were back at that time
Damn comedian quotes
You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere
Don't die a virgin
This day is going to be....
Evolution of Macaulay Culkin
"One thing led to another...."
Good Job Detroit
LGBT history month
This is brilliant.
He posted his own death news
Well there's your problem.
Yup... Pretty Much Sums It Up
The only thing feminists are good for
Where the *** am I?
In case chess wasn't 'real' enough for you
Advice probably worth taking
The worst side-effect of all
Yeah... So there's a website called CornHub. You feeling Corny?
There is no love that can compare
Kyle COULD NOT WAIT when his wife said she wanted to try it on all fours tonight!
Saw this driving home from school.
$15 an hour huh.
A small clarification...
I call systematic rape
Thanks for sharing Ken...
Must be in India
Guns don't kill
who wouldn't? probably not by getting shot though
Doctor's handwriting font
We all have that friend
Don't shop lift
Irish person applies to work as a teacher in Korea.
Democracy in florida ladies and gents!
VLC has encountered a problem with windows.
Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken
Louis C.K.'s take on Rolling Stone
When you desperately start looking for ways to get into the club because you forgot your ID
We really don't...
Always read over your emails
Society these days
Good thing cats have 9 lives
It's not murder if there is no body
Not with that attitude you can't