#TheCarrotHasSpoken

Grandpas wise words of wisdom.

Dr. Phil, we need you

So, a guy texted me today.

Ohshit.jpg

Wait... What?

and i was like pew pew pew

Shut it down guys the Internet is over. He finally did it.

He didn't even try to look at the camera.

Maths.

/b taking risks

Amazon reviews are always so helpful

How to solve a physics problem

Hope.. no hope

gift is german for poison

Dr. Ake

Exhale man!

He's just being Dick

Convenient storage

The exact moment her phone was lost forever.

Street art in London stealing street art in London

Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson's first full comic strip since 1995

Apparently, this is what a hacker looks like according to Danish media.

It seems like Christmas comes earlier every year.

"my mother always supported my dreams"

America is the best I guess

This is what Facebook has come to

Willy Nelson on marijuana

Meanwhile on Tinder...

Dat Dedication

The Cake is a lie

Street Racing

Tinder

Thinking positive

Waking up in the mornings now that it's cold

Fatality in ancient greek

Despite being told not to cross the streams Diane just couldn't resist the potential chaos.

A little too calming

Yes she does

Anon get taken from his parents

why wouldnt you tell me your name?

Serious cars

I've waited so long for this moment

Its more of a superpower than a disability

So deep

Star Wars 7, 8 and 9 Got a Title!

MRW its 4:55 on friday and co-workers approach me as I am leaving the building

She doesn't look too happy....

Just.. read until the end.

The best punishment imaginable.

Wrong Turn 7

Get it together, Facebook.

Guide for FakU

Seeing people argue about Xbox or PS these days

Bought a book to help me understand women.

hermoine

It's almost that time again

"Free meals"...do you dare?

The "Click on photo to zoom" feature delivers.

pretty good

Baby Jesus bathtime

I'm your mummy now

You gon' act like one...

Chris Pratt fattening tip

clappity-clap

Drake Bell: Trolling Justin Bieber Fans

mega manly

There's definitely a major difference there...

Currency exchange rates aren't quite what they used to be. Thanks Ebola.

Florida

When Canadians fight back, they fight back with generosity.

Tough luck, bro...

404 error

Oh, Simpsons... if only we were back at that time

Ew perv

Damn comedian quotes

You can just buy these signs on Amazon and stick them anywhere

Don't die a virgin

This day is going to be....

Bic Story

Evolution of Macaulay Culkin

"One thing led to another...."

shit friends

Good Job Detroit

LGBT history month

This is brilliant.

He posted his own death news

Well there's your problem.

Yup... Pretty Much Sums It Up

The only thing feminists are good for

Where the *** am I?

In case chess wasn't 'real' enough for you

AHH JESUS!!!

I'm batman

Statistics

Advice probably worth taking

Gently

The worst side-effect of all

Yeah... So there's a website called CornHub. You feeling Corny?

There is no love that can compare