I'm sitting in the bathroom at a bagel place, and found this.

Cards Against Humanity got too real today

It was ment to be

What a pervert.

After GTA:V was removed from sale because of a petition created by *sex workers*

*** you grandma

You're all laughing at France for WWII but really, there was worse

He looks ready to get his ass full

Trevor Noah on The Daily Show

1 Egg in a cup ~Sauce: Gin No Saji ~

No canned food. Also hammers cost $500 each if you want one.

Just got done putting the tree up, getting ready for Christmas!

That's it. I'm done with fortune cookies.

Since we don't post funny stuff here anymore...

For once i'm gonna go for the cat

When you at da club and the dj plays your jam

Chickfila on Sundays

I'm Pumped

This was on BBC News

Damn, Elsa. You really let yourself go this time

The exact moment you realise your date isn't that into you

But are you healthy?

Church Review

you'll sing this in your head

ayy

Was finally able to use some of those "parking tickets"

Such a smooth talker

earlier designs

Wi-fi issues

Hang in there Lewis

Thanks Obama

Kids jump to their own conclusions

10/10 Game fo the year

So what? She's got a jizzillion of exes.

With great power...

Just saw this on Amazon

well, shit.

No Cutsies

This is getting out of hand

Phone found at the bar last night. But what does Ricardo want?!

She is a...

When your salad keeps making jokes.

How to deal with feminists

Four score and seven beers ago...

Last christmas I....

It's cold. Better wear coat

Was listening to "Come With Me Now" while watching this gif. Perfect sync

Mario is from the rough side of Koopa Kingdom

When bae sends you nudes while you are in public

You don't want this guy tailgating your wife.

nyantank

nah, catwoman, that's at your paygrade

When she tells you to go deeper but you just can't.

and they make you shit on the toilet at 2am

This guy gets it

Metal kittens

swager NOT - swagrid

You can't trust anyone nowadays as a bloody robber

Star Wars: The Arms Race

I've made a huge mistake!

Did Disney expect us not to notice?

Dad jokes

Perverted Old man

How to read this book.

Miley pls

Trick question the holy water was gasoline, kill it with fire!!!

Bed is much better.

abducted

it can also moisten fart sound

when you’re not paying attention in class and you finally look at the board

That moment you realize you failed as a parent

Walking up to a pokemon gym where you have type advantage like

Beavis and Butthead on Jersey Shore

Its all ogre now

Boss hired a new guy to deal with our seagull problem. He's handling it well.

Plottwist...it's for his mom

Ooh look its a transform...... oh

Not sure

"That's it, too much internet for today"

A special kind of stupid

Very tumblr

No-one's got more game than Tom

Local police seized a fully functional shotgun disguised as a toy gun

How to end a conversation like a boss

Tool sizes

About the Flat Earth Society

it's not easy trying to be more romantic as a kidnapper ...

Makes me laugh every time

Future Hiddenlol user

Pregnancy issues on Dragon Ball Z

Santa Face Swap.

When she wears a push-up bra

Kids :)

Well, it wasn't easy....

That stupid ***!

CHILDHOOD

Genius... pure genius.

damm, she ruined it :(

false advertising

wehn sum1 ist being a lil *** on teh intrn3t