If there are two girls on a photo the uglier one is the owner of it.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A broken wrist never kept Aunt Marjorie from keeping it clean

mumm

He likes to "Go with the flow."

Timing

And random spanish words

Yes

Come on Jason, get your shit together

Peripheral vision is a dick

Gandalf no

Je suis Destiny

And so should you

What else?

That would make for an interesting movie.

Love me some Skyrim

it all makes sense now

Is your kid dating anyone? Works to

Volunteer of the year

Kyle forgot he was not in the strip club anymore

Showing off

Devs: "I swear the physics engine is perfect!"

'The Lego Movie' co-director Phil Lord's Response To The Film's Oscar Snub

None of my business.

#justgangsterthings

go slow, but go!

What's up, Doc?

Wiser words have never been spoken.

Not exactly something you'd want to find in a gas station bathroom.

n*gga's are getting smarter

Someone better call 911

Photoshop, more like photosupermarket, amirite?

Things that have never, ever been said

"you can read my words?" // "I eat a lot of carrots"

When an otaku tries to chemistry.

I'm thinking this one mite fly with you guys

10/10 Would open the boxes again

not sure what to decide

Mrw i recieve negative karma for saying "Repost" in the comment section

and trees

When you drop your pizza topping-side down.

Shitlett

Tom Hanks Tries To Be Funny

Paul had forgotten he was a vampire until it was too late

Stay safe, Godzilla

Samuel L. Jackson's cold honesty

Only facts on the internet

Trust whoever you want

Scumbag Lucas

*** you pikachu

Zach Braff just tweeted this. #Guylove.

Morning after Ghost Pepper wings.

ash... Just leave.

A strong, independent black dog who don't need no man.

IMMA POINT ATEM

Goddamnit Ash

Is that a real place?

White girls be on Instagram like....

Who wore it better?

So baked right now

Being at ikea while being bald is always fun.

Can't invade Russia in the winter he said!

Developers vs Users

When your girl likes beards but you side chick doesn't

After several years on the internet I have reached this conclusion

babys your doing it wrong

When you start paying your own energy bill

Sorry to tell you...

PS 101

Life is balls, man.

Emma Watson on English and American guys

awesome game in Ukraine

And where are you going little one?

So This Is A Thing.

Well someone was pissed... Badum tssss :D

Racist!!

MyFitnessPal just gave up on me...

Silly bird

A place some people should visit.

In the middle of the night

If airlines had Steam Sales

Weapons

Has science gone too far?

A gift for everyone

Taking racism to a whole new level

Looking at you, lurkers.

who da main ***

Doge :D

They don't work

Lightning Kicks

EQUALITY

Damn right:

That`s my fetish!

Female expectation vs. reality

This guy dosent like the iPhone too much

Kanayaphobia

Jesus please

and also the number of balls, if he had 7 more

In loving memory...

I'm a meerkat.