Daddy issues

When you don’t have insurance or enough money to see a doctor

Living on an island

Alfredo Sauce.

Michaelangelo don't care

1773 explained

This fortune cookie has been endorsed by the GOP...

a better feminist

What a difference!

Their totally nude what?

Shit...Play It Cool

Logic

Cheesiest Pickup Line Ever

Pick your poison

No to feminism...

Guys, we're doing it wrong!

Do you speak german?

...No.

Adam and Eve not Adam and Ling Ling.

Clearly the moon hippo is superior

ಠ⌣ಠ Bless my homie

Stop throwing babies into dumpsters

Wikipedia: encouraging murder since 2001

Tugboat

Sheryl just couldn't understand the concept of ironing

It's dark in there (K)

How serious is your problem?

suddenly squirtle

He's in a better place now.

Goodbye Braces

Holy shit Amazon....

*Insert nazi pun here*

Pedobear early days

2Chainz giving sage advice to a young man.

My gfs face when I am wanting to do BDSM

Wow, that is one articulate and abrasive burn.

Terrifying result of face swap with son

Hilariously dark poster found in Simsbury High Biology classroom

Another unreal beauty standard for women.

imagine, butt

Damn beans.

Husky raised by cats

Happy Family

Save the day =)

I forget my keys... (C)

It happens (U)

He should have checked her privilege : http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/checkit

Tinder things.

Happy Holidays (F)

College in a nutshell

It's SO obvious sometimes and people still ask

A true inspiration for life

The resemblance is uncanny

Going through college like...

The shot heard around the world

Be Aware

When Paul remembers he can just deal with it

If there are two girls on a photo the uglier one is the owner of it.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A broken wrist never kept Aunt Marjorie from keeping it clean

mumm

He likes to "Go with the flow."

Timing

And random spanish words

Yes

Come on Jason, get your shit together

Peripheral vision is a dick

Gandalf no

Je suis Destiny

And so should you

What else?

That would make for an interesting movie.

Love me some Skyrim

it all makes sense now

Is your kid dating anyone? Works to

Volunteer of the year

Kyle forgot he was not in the strip club anymore

Showing off

Devs: "I swear the physics engine is perfect!"

'The Lego Movie' co-director Phil Lord's Response To The Film's Oscar Snub

None of my business.

#justgangsterthings

go slow, but go!

What's up, Doc?

Wiser words have never been spoken.

Not exactly something you'd want to find in a gas station bathroom.

n*gga's are getting smarter

Someone better call 911

Photoshop, more like photosupermarket, amirite?

Things that have never, ever been said

"you can read my words?" // "I eat a lot of carrots"

When an otaku tries to chemistry.

I'm thinking this one mite fly with you guys

10/10 Would open the boxes again

not sure what to decide

Mrw i recieve negative karma for saying "Repost" in the comment section

and trees

When you drop your pizza topping-side down.

Shitlett

Tom Hanks Tries To Be Funny