Katy Perrys bass player has the dicipline of a jedi

I'll suck yo di-

Santa is coming to town :)

Facebook responds to inspirational shit

That should do it.

To their defense, there are too many lakes up there

Animal testing

Colin Mochrie is a comedic genius.

Oh noooo!

New Orleans' rules

Excuse me!

"swiper I told you no swiping " // "must swipe left to avoid snorlaxina, mom"

And together they hummed The Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Oh Fred

Apply glacier to burned area

trust nobody. even itsuzu hombre

Wizard wisdom

"Medical"

Decisions

When u high as *** in the woods

Happy Birthday, Clint.

Rihanna takes shit from no one.

Proper bus etiquette

Flirting intensifies

The life of a broke college student.

"Great personality is the new sexy" she said...

Natural selection in action

Be careful what you post online!

Well, do it?

Introducing the car mullet

Told to make a FB pregnancy pic. Wife was not amused

You do what!!?!?

She knows..

Can you find the exit *FIXED*

Fingernails

So metal...

Damn cameras ...

When your manager's a dckhead and you're like

How News Really Works.

In light of the 'survey's' we all took- I'd like to remind everyone of this (Trainer_Red was the OP)

Woo hoo?

For the fanciest of college students.

Got this message from Netflix

When your manager fcks up and you're like..

When my boss call me from work in my house.

You don't know real pain

The person who numbered the rooms in this building is a pro

The Perfect Girl!

When was the last time you worried about your mother?

When you have to go but the conversation is really good

Damn those batteries

Gaming on ps2..

Those horse manufacturers have definitely dropped the ball

The Future of News.

The secretary would have been a better partner

If they couldn't have the world no one could.

He took it pretty well

Who needs a handyman?

Dayum she flexible

How to train your child for a lifetime of mental institutions

Louis CK on minorities

ough, so cheesy

Daddy issues

When you don’t have insurance or enough money to see a doctor

Living on an island

Alfredo Sauce.

Michaelangelo don't care

1773 explained

This fortune cookie has been endorsed by the GOP...

a better feminist

What a difference!

Their totally nude what?

Shit...Play It Cool

Logic

Cheesiest Pickup Line Ever

Pick your poison

No to feminism...

Guys, we're doing it wrong!

Do you speak german?

...No.

Adam and Eve not Adam and Ling Ling.

Clearly the moon hippo is superior

ಠ⌣ಠ Bless my homie

Stop throwing babies into dumpsters

Wikipedia: encouraging murder since 2001

Tugboat

Sheryl just couldn't understand the concept of ironing

It's dark in there (K)

How serious is your problem?

suddenly squirtle

He's in a better place now.

Goodbye Braces

Holy shit Amazon....

*Insert nazi pun here*

Pedobear early days

2Chainz giving sage advice to a young man.

My gfs face when I am wanting to do BDSM

Wow, that is one articulate and abrasive burn.

Terrifying result of face swap with son

Hilariously dark poster found in Simsbury High Biology classroom