Now the saying makes sense.

I'll be a stripper instead

Anon was pissed

That was a haraam burn.

What do you do for a living?

Homer Simpson on checking your engine

The purest form of evil

Jep

Gina pls!

LEGO Top Gear

Reminder: dont ***in have kids

Extreme dad jokes

My kind of flavor

Well?

3/10

Tip for Congress, Courtesy of NASCAR

Cold is it?

Give me an L!

The first rule in life when you get a boner.

hell of a year

more realistic pokémon

GRANDad joke

BEST ANSWER

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Don't do that

'muricans be

Walt Disney Meteor IRL

Five Dollar Bill Murray

Male Prostitute

Triggered

A lot has changed since the 60s

Skyrim logic

How to be a lesbian 101

Always Happy to Help!!

Classic Schmosby

Master level trolling

It's gonna fall. Don't let it fall.

Jared Libero

How do I hockey?

Go away

Hold Up Mah N*ggah!!

Every Christmas this happens

Giraffe ***

Eminem on German TV

Do you even read?

Bieber unaltered

Deadly spring rolls.

Classic

Oh man that reporter couldn't wait to ask those 2 questions

It's a pretty air tight argument

Question of the century, answer of the century...

Just 4Chan.

it's probably uranuskin, it's naturally naked

Ah the nostalgia...

Someone isn't taking the news well.

Fixing the sink

Meet the team

Marketing done right.

Me too vending machine, me too...

Enough of your shit Bruce

Katy Perrys bass player has the dicipline of a jedi

I'll suck yo di-

Santa is coming to town :)

Facebook responds to inspirational shit

That should do it.

To their defense, there are too many lakes up there

Animal testing

Colin Mochrie is a comedic genius.

Oh noooo!

New Orleans' rules

Excuse me!

"swiper I told you no swiping " // "must swipe left to avoid snorlaxina, mom"

And together they hummed The Battle Hymn of the Republic.

Oh Fred

Apply glacier to burned area

trust nobody. even itsuzu hombre

Wizard wisdom

"Medical"

Decisions

When u high as *** in the woods

Happy Birthday, Clint.

Rihanna takes shit from no one.

Proper bus etiquette

Flirting intensifies

The life of a broke college student.

"Great personality is the new sexy" she said...

Natural selection in action

Be careful what you post online!

Well, do it?

Introducing the car mullet

Told to make a FB pregnancy pic. Wife was not amused

You do what!!?!?

She knows..

Can you find the exit *FIXED*

Fingernails

So metal...

Damn cameras ...

When your manager's a dckhead and you're like

How News Really Works.

In light of the 'survey's' we all took- I'd like to remind everyone of this (Trainer_Red was the OP)