Give that man a cookie.

I'm just being considerate.

Because getting dressed to go to Walmart is SO hard

And what, Safeway? AND WHAT???

I'm surprised they don't call themselves the GPO

probably not the first one who plants his flag there

🐤

The one thing that was good with old HL

A recap of tonight's State of the Union Address

imagine growing up with 4chan

With Disney owning Marvel and Lucasfilm, this IS possible.

That's my fetish.

Hospital T-Rex has a reminder for you.

Just in case they forgot.

Who would've known?

good *** have a cookie!

Damn these hipsters

How to blind girls

it's a hard knock life

Poor Daniel Radcliffe

Perfectly normal thinking process

Me trying to downvote a repost on the front page

trust no1

Actually, Larry, that's exactly what it means.

How to sneak chocolate into American movie theaters

French TV making fun of Fox News coverage

Pavlov's boner

I don't need feminism because of this

Your move, hackers.

Obama trolls Congress.

Try again Daniel-san

After all these years, Cheers is still hilarious.

Tony Hawk's spirit animal.

He's got a point there.

Somehow that Teletubbies backpack seems appropriate

Helpful /b/, as always

We sure do!

You think you're alone....

portable BJ

Psst... Hey over here kid!

Teach your children to deal with perverts

fans hate me...

at 15 i would just masturbate in my room in a sock all day

How to troll seagulls

Can only pay for one college tuition. Start.

Well at least the rabbit is not brutaly murder ... or .. is he?

8th wonder

how to traumatize bronies

MLK didn't die for this.

je suis anon

Tsk tsk.

Didn't think she had the right person, until...

Not quite

Next time you're bored, do something productive, like this guy.

I'm back, doc. Back from the...

Last one.

Apparently, I'm not funny..

Guess we're gonna need to change the history books

Now the saying makes sense.

I'll be a stripper instead

Anon was pissed

That was a haraam burn.

What do you do for a living?

Homer Simpson on checking your engine

The purest form of evil

Jep

Gina pls!

LEGO Top Gear

Reminder: dont ***in have kids

Extreme dad jokes

My kind of flavor

Well?

3/10

Tip for Congress, Courtesy of NASCAR

Cold is it?

Give me an L!

The first rule in life when you get a boner.

hell of a year

more realistic pokémon

GRANDad joke

BEST ANSWER

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Don't do that

'muricans be

Walt Disney Meteor IRL

Five Dollar Bill Murray

Male Prostitute

Triggered

A lot has changed since the 60s

Skyrim logic

How to be a lesbian 101

Always Happy to Help!!

Classic Schmosby

Master level trolling

It's gonna fall. Don't let it fall.

Jared Libero

How do I hockey?

Go away

Hold Up Mah N*ggah!!

Every Christmas this happens