How it feels to have a long smooth poop.

It takes two to rebuild a relationship.

It's always sad when you see someone eating alone

Dad Jokes!

What's for dinner?

Saw this on facebook, had to share

A young one too

Found it!

"M'lady"

Sometimes, there are questions that can't be answered.

Burn

Applied for a job and got this email back

He is always so wise.

Nope nope nope nope

problem with companies making their name a verb...

All the dirty work

Make a killing.

It ain't easy being cheesey

Russian dating sites are a goldmine

White girls be like...

After reading that Canada might have assisted suicide laws pass

And today's racists award goes to Tina Ho.

The moment he realized we went past the dog park and we're on the way to the vet.

McRib and Shamrock shake

This is what Internet was built for.

you just pulled the trigger

*pst *pst *pst

Friday Motto.

EVERY. FCKN. TIME.

I seriously need to grow up

Don't be a little *** is what I'm saying

Prevent Natural Disasters!

Common mistake

Justgirlythings

korean jesus=best jesus

objectophilia

Me fighting against life

This is a chair for ***s

Racism averted

It has begun

360 no defuse

Trying to study when.. internet happens

Goat Bro

No napping you lil ***!

Hope they are screening the Americans...

8 000 000 000 retweets

What a creative way to repurpose a shoe rack!

Seriously Google? That's not really what 'translate' means.

Patrick Bateman's Bath Mat: Perfect for Your Guest Bath!

Chicken Eggs

Japan will never win the World Cup

kids got his priority's

Take a closer angle you f*ggt

Seems legit

Not even a katana.. Just a friggin Umbrella ffs

Arguing with an Engineer

Just Russian things

this school is special

everyone needs a clara

#modernbedtimestories #like4like #share4share #hashtag***s

Blame it on the chain

When my dad hands me the car keys

Native tongue

Anti-vaxxers.

The real culprit

Jazx music on the backround

#JustArabThings

Firefly gets one season. Jersey Shore gets six. Where's the logic in that?!

Toe Massager for Sale!

CHOO CHOO MOTHER***ER

Oh Bother..

When you try out PvP for the first time.

Probably the best comment on a horrific news story I've ever seen.

Mugabe plx

2000 BC vs 2000 AD

In short, don`t be the idiot who chases his cat in the street

Our teacher told us class that he made the best costume ever and that he would wear it..

This is a river in Finland...

any one else feel like this

Shoulda lost some weight Robert

This is why I like this show

What are the odds...

Liars

Benny needs to get his shit together

Robert Mugabe wants this picture deleted today

Well played

Bumper sticker for adults

Woody prefers a mature woman

We just hired a new nanny and she is super hot

Just a boss being honest

Let's help people connect even more with facebook, guys!

Stay in school, kids

Canadian Surfing

bad luck

Crusades were dank

Eastern European marshmellows

Male & Female Lego Astronauts from 1980's

Good read is good

Paul has way too much time on his hands

Well