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CHOO CHOO MOTHER***ER

Oh Bother..

When you try out PvP for the first time.

Probably the best comment on a horrific news story I've ever seen.

Mugabe plx

2000 BC vs 2000 AD

In short, don`t be the idiot who chases his cat in the street

Our teacher told us class that he made the best costume ever and that he would wear it..

This is a river in Finland...

any one else feel like this

Shoulda lost some weight Robert

This is why I like this show

What are the odds...

Liars

Benny needs to get his shit together

Robert Mugabe wants this picture deleted today

Well played

Bumper sticker for adults

Woody prefers a mature woman

We just hired a new nanny and she is super hot

Just a boss being honest

Let's help people connect even more with facebook, guys!

Stay in school, kids

Canadian Surfing

bad luck

Crusades were dank

Eastern European marshmellows

Male & Female Lego Astronauts from 1980's

Good read is good

Paul has way too much time on his hands

Well

And why it's so small

To the guy with the Liquid Zoo

exactly what you'll see in Google's too!

Am i too late for the FILTHY imperial posts?

When someone is wrong on the internet but their comment has 100+ upvotes

Thats my hat!

I looooove to sneak in my blueberries as well

It all makes sense now..

Oh the accuracy...

uncle phil stahp

Be honest with yourself

You want to do what?

Lewis Black on Nancy Grace

Taco Bell feedback

Low on ink, please replace cartridge!

Watch out for George...

I think it's just sleeping.

Aha!

Oppression intensifies

"Didnt really work out did it?"

This had to have been intentional

We`re gonna have to wait and see

where will you be when acid kicks in?

Drake is the type of guy who needs his parents' permission to get on disneychannel.com

I've made a huge mistake

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but this thing will ***ing kill you

You ***ed up

Asian helps anon

Oh Stan.....you're the man.

School ASB snuck this in

2015 Jesus

Talking Spiders

Guardians of the Superbowl

It's acceptable to throw things at them in that situation

The only good thing about being stuck in traffic today.

It's all about context.

You walk now

This awesome dude

Please !

Drake's always looking like the proud wife.

Th...thanks Google, but I'll not go with option number three.

I'd watch it.

He did, you little shit

She knows

Society's unrealistic expectations of women are getting out of hand.

The things you find on twitter

Happy wife, happy country?

The Gooch

Exactly..

You can even chose which one

Raep tiem

With school starting back up, the reality of this keeps hitting me in the face.

It's getting hot in here

Evolution

He saved a lifetime of money... For this...

from the dorm at a Christian college

Yoga butt

The science is in, get your vaccines

Sodium Bicarbonate is literally

You're welcome

Punishments handed down in the military

Todays chemistry exam

The dangers of Marijuana

They're getting smarter...

ryder also had aids

*insert clever metaphor about US gv't and crises here*

American soldiers freeing hundreds of ISIS sex slaves

Worst moment of the day relived