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On the plus side, only three of these are proven to end with dying.
Currently Unemployed
it allways sucks to be the driver
Spiderman goes to the bathroom
It's straight fire
Black dude’s sign at a hockey game
Homosexuality is a sin...
Damn Euros and their gay gayness
Regeneration energy is serious stuff, kids
Ugly Bob Street
Safety first
when u want the pussy, but the pussy doesn't want u
I'm no Steven Jobs...
What must have happened
Shark romance isn't easy
It causes autism, Coral
David's a funny guy
Classic Spongebob
He's donating to charity, of course he's good
I wonder what happened
Damn,high school was awkward
Damn that Mr. Vaccine being so right!
It begins
what i think when my post dies in fresh
Feminism in one gif
Oh hey guys! Come on in.
They've got M'aiq, cause' he knows too much.
Scumbag bird
Blaze it harry
Cabbage hate me so much it defies physics
The last comment..
When politicians think they understand how climate change works
Rush hour in rural Ireland
/b/tards having sex
Marketing 101
i'm not even mad
Mum logic
Everybody has their way of dealing with depression
That's one way to play volleyball..
All he ever wanted
*** you too, DMV website.
Queen's music linked to autism
When you pick the wrong place for a tattoo of a family member
How to become a mod.
#nopedo
Probably could have worded that one better..
SHOTS FIRED
After hearing about the 14 pound baby being born in Florida, immediately though this
Finished this cross stitch today.
Dieting is hard...
These are not the droids you are looking for.
When I introduce a friend to Hiddenlol
Don't push Neil deGrasse Tyson.
It's called an alley-oop.
Oh the humanity
The Truth
Can't live without them
How much pressure are they expecting?
once in the army, always in the army
Haven't you got anything smaller?
When Anti-vaccers claim their process is working
Mustve been real good guacamole
Things you find the morning after your Australian housemate got hammered
That dirty slut!
Tipping intensifies
its kind of motivational
They do it on purpose.
Jose
Must be cold there, his nuts have shrunk
When you hear someone talking shit about you
Something's off about this Craigslist post.
don't worry, you're going to a new home
So Chipotle got hacked on twitter
Theres a new sheriff in town
Japan is operating on another level
When someone asks an extremely stupid question.
Avocad-owned
Ho ho hoo
Me trying to flirt
Should've worn a condom.
You can even cut a decent number of zeros
You could feed them all on Thanksgiving
So good.
Could expect it
Edgy wedgy
Also for 40 tiny pancakes
Happens all the time
How to treat her like a lady!
Dem eyebrows
The learn the difference, live the difference!
Always....
Metal Dick Solid
How it feels to have a long smooth poop.
It takes two to rebuild a relationship.
It's always sad when you see someone eating alone
Dad Jokes!
What's for dinner?
Saw this on facebook, had to share
A young one too
Found it!