i like pooping back and forth ))<--------->((
So Chipotle got hacked on twitter
Theres a new sheriff in town
Japan is operating on another level
When someone asks an extremely stupid question.
Ho ho hoo
Me trying to flirt
Should've worn a condom.
You can even cut a decent number of zeros
You could feed them all on Thanksgiving
Could expect it
Also for 40 tiny pancakes
Happens all the time
How to treat her like a lady!
The learn the difference, live the difference!
Metal Dick Solid
How it feels to have a long smooth poop.
It takes two to rebuild a relationship.
It's always sad when you see someone eating alone
What's for dinner?
Saw this on facebook, had to share
A young one too
Sometimes, there are questions that can't be answered.
Applied for a job and got this email back
He is always so wise.
Nope nope nope nope
problem with companies making their name a verb...
All the dirty work
Make a killing.
It ain't easy being cheesey
Russian dating sites are a goldmine
White girls be like...
After reading that Canada might have assisted suicide laws pass
And today's racists award goes to Tina Ho.
The moment he realized we went past the dog park and we're on the way to the vet.
McRib and Shamrock shake
This is what Internet was built for.
you just pulled the trigger
*pst *pst *pst
EVERY. FCKN. TIME.
I seriously need to grow up
Don't be a little *** is what I'm saying
Prevent Natural Disasters!
korean jesus=best jesus
Me fighting against life
This is a chair for ***s
It has begun
360 no defuse
Trying to study when.. internet happens
No napping you lil ***!
Hope they are screening the Americans...
8 000 000 000 retweets
What a creative way to repurpose a shoe rack!
Seriously Google? That's not really what 'translate' means.
Patrick Bateman's Bath Mat: Perfect for Your Guest Bath!
Japan will never win the World Cup
kids got his priority's
Take a closer angle you f*ggt
Not even a katana.. Just a friggin Umbrella ffs
Arguing with an Engineer
Just Russian things
this school is special
everyone needs a clara
#modernbedtimestories #like4like #share4share #hashtag***s
Blame it on the chain
When my dad hands me the car keys
The real culprit
Jazx music on the backround
Firefly gets one season. Jersey Shore gets six. Where's the logic in that?!
Toe Massager for Sale!
CHOO CHOO MOTHER***ER
When you try out PvP for the first time.
Probably the best comment on a horrific news story I've ever seen.
2000 BC vs 2000 AD
In short, don`t be the idiot who chases his cat in the street
Our teacher told us class that he made the best costume ever and that he would wear it..
This is a river in Finland...
any one else feel like this
Shoulda lost some weight Robert