I'm the captain now

Well then.

The Devil can be a real *** sometimes..

my cropping is frowned upon

Pick up yours at your local butcher today!!

You had one job

Captain America: Civil War plot has been leaked

Fight fire... With fire! Gets me every time.

Weatherman is a savage

As an overwhelmed college student.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

There are two types of people on the internet

Greece's new government

Finally a solution!

Cat Gang-Bang

Episode from iCarly banned in the US

With great power...

Harold is love. Harold is life.

Classy Chloe

Shots fired.

I bet you shower naked , You sl*t !

Canadians be like!!!

Cats ain't good for shit

50 Shades of Nonsense.

I don't even want to think about what happened to the food inside the fridge

I imagine Hank slapping her with some minerals

Street Art

Thanks McDonalds, lunch boxes are so difficult.

Suspicious As ***

Domino's... the ***?

... Yep.

Trying to make it to the front page

50 Shades of Master Race

Sometimes hit helps to be specific

Impossible Standards for Billionaires.

You think you know, but you don't

Uh...Phrasing.

Selfie stick in Russia

Lock it down!

Expecting our first child

True with a lot of women...

Best costume at Disneyland half marathon

True story

Only men can understand

Advisory Items

4Life

You had me at flying dicks. No homo.

The truth hurts

ISIS war song

Ken, 30, South Side

How To Tell If Your Valentine's Date Is Your True Love

Jesus has his priorities straight

Peanuts vs Plain nuts

Yugoslavia - how did that even exist?

50 shades of me

Damn, son

We maintain proper respect in this house

Feminism in Kerbal Space Program

Why is the person on the back of the cinnamon toast crunch box eating cereal with a fork

You will burn

Eat your vegetables kids

Whole other perspective

Happy valenbutts day!

For pretty much everyone here tonight.

Would not

Stay safe kids

Doesn't matter, had sex

He was born for this moment

Things to say when you visit farms #25

Rise of the pedo machines

Feeling bad about yourself ?

Man ive always wanted to swim with dolphins

emergency Cheeto

Your move!

50 shades of Home Depot

My face when approaching chests in Dark Souls

Rihanna looks like two small people, one on top of the other, trying to look older.

Sat across from this girl at a coffee shop. Something seemed off...

What is love?

The prefect Valentines dinner

He said he just needed some air

Very important in-game stats

A hero

Roman numerals are hard.

For those who still writes that violets are blue.

oh, how the tables have turned...

slav squace program

Gollum launches modeling career

This joke is of a different caliber.

false promise

Labyrinths

Props to the maids. And happy Valentine's day

We`ll see

Just... alright?

Careful while cooking

This ***

Sick ***s

welcome to hugelol

I dont mind paying.....just shut your crap

How Australian Newspaper distinguishes between North Korea and South Korea