When bae talkin shit!

death by balls. cold balls.

ask her to do 360 flip and walk away again.

Screw Society's Standards

Anne Hathaway is just like us

"Wife Discovers Browser History," unknown artist, c. 1586

It wasn't an accident.

Invincible

fapping an asian D, be like

If you can't stab someone nicely, don't stab them at all

Over and over again

Harvard Rejection Letter

Was it worth it?

coming back from family vacation

This is how Internet works

How do you time in England

Who has ever needed one of these after a meeting?

Society does not have to conform to your rules, Staples

Vow to the all mighty BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO!!1

When you go to bath and body works with a girl.

Cookie ?

Women at Comic-Con

One girl, no cup

The feeling when scientists publish the average penis size around the world

Great deal

If you like your steak well-done, you don't really like steak, do you?

Winter troubles

I've been looking for this

Drake the type of nigga to pay Misty back for her bike

Sometimes the world's needs a reminder

Clue, the best movie ever.

This pretty much sums up Instagram for me.

Even North Korea has them...

A guide to country names

Truly a man of many talents

I get to drive alone

Yep

British Immigration

anon orders coffee at starbucks

Planning the new gang sign

Kim Jong Un's Sharks

Marijuana is terrible

It's just about the worst thing in the world

The hot teacher drops something in class

Mein Gesichtsausdruck wenn...

Every time I'm installing something

That shit's cold

well thanks

Monica Lewinsky

First thought: How is this legal. Second thought: Is this real life?

Wow, good one Popsicle

Now look at what the Department of Homeland Security has to do!

Why balloon swords should never be pink

Hey man, good g... alright, okay...

...and Tuesday morning was made!

When you try to concentrate on driving but your friends all want you to pay attention to them

would've been too easy

Don't you dare cross the street!

This is fairly accurate.

Exponential

Found At A Local College, the Real Cost of School

Me going into finals every time...

Leave me alone jesus

bae watchin the game

King Me

Is it a coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!

Racial Slurs

Hoes be like, "I'm a virgin!"

This happening now. Missoula, Montana police baffled.

Does your beaver rest all day?

Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

Fifty Shades of Pay

Relationship status: complicated.

The Sims is getting more and more realistic

Who are you really?

otakukids am i rite

Zack Galifanakis lives on a farm

Catchy name

There goes my plans for today

Damn Decepticons

I didn't wanna know anyways

toy story 3 director's cut

When you're wasted and trying to choose a place to eat.

To the fap cave!

Apples are efficient for mornings

Guess that would be for a beat down

Blastoise on her face

Willing to lay pipe. Night or day!

Everybody's favorite choose your own adventure classic

Oh, and also... you're the dinner, son.

Er'time

You could literally walk on the sun, and you would not be half as burnt as this *** is right now.

Meth.... Not bad

Thanks Andy!

medium heat

Your Man's Balls

"I dont wanna die!"

Kanye's Reflection

Book Gandalf was a sarcastic smartass

Titanic Conspiracy