Words to live by.

Legitimate absence

Touché, Facebook.

C Mo N, Ta C H Rh

Solid age-verification

I find your lack of clothes disturbing.

Yes, yes it is.

For ages 9 to 99!

How to pizza the right way

Well played, Lego. Well played.

What really happened to the dinosaurs

As a college student... Calvin was more right than he knew

I'm an ... um ... uh ...

Someone at Apple didn't think this one through

,,

Or fapainting

From Up Here

Folowing Clarksons 'fracas' with a producer

Taxpayers

The Cure

High school in a nutshell

what a legend he must be

This guy got his priorities straight

It's that time, ladies and gentlemen

But could he be charged for armed robbery ?

I like to live dangerously

Feelings on Apple Watch

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

This plaque is to be displayed at a high school...

Your are a idiot

hu3hu3hu3hu3

Japanese game shows in a nutshell

Clever girl

Regret.

the best strategy

*whispers "help me"

Day 14: Fido's still missing

Conan O'Brien on the new Lamborghini

Although the real struggle was sending them via infrared.

Reality

Racism Hits Home

Very unfortunate indeed

When you're finally home alone and you can fap

So fabulous

Your grandpa went to hell

when she just finds the normal pron folder

Played Skyrim for the first time. 17 hours later, this explains a lot.

Are you not?

We should do this

Now we won't be able to give him a proper bearial

This guy got his priorities right

it's like a graveyard!

Blackmail

actually no surprise here

Don't forget the Fudge Crunchies

No kid could possibly withstand so much dadness

I bet they use watermelon type

Duty Calls

Best flavor idea yet

snowwhite - how it really happened

I'm starting to like football

Oh yeah...I'm the boss at pouring things.

Your dogs all day, every day

Good placement, Xero

When some good OC finally appears:

Hello fellow rabbits!

Never thought about that

Casio masterrace

It's like, science man....

Confidence

Let's be blunt about it

Facebook set to private...

Microwaves need this feature

Supa hot fire? I spit that

*fedora-tipping-stops*

The consequences of the lack of the oxford comma... oh god!

Well... he does have a point

(insert racist monkey thing title)

twerk defense

I just don't understand them

must be drowning in pussy

Oh, Okay then.

I can't remember this Spongebob episode..

They're ready!

You know you modded too much when you find out Argonians' side job

I'm not good at greeting cards.

high

From an early draft of the second Austin Powers film

so deep

Black twitter = only good thing out of twitter

2013 must have been awesome

Stupid ass hoe with a stupid ass name - Dafuq is North West

nig*a just broke the system

it's jojo. it ain't gay

Asking the important questions

Gotta love fighting games!

Childhood memories

Like fo real tho, who dunnit?

they hatin'

Crayons demand human flesh