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You bring a corpse back to life and the first they do is complain! How about a 'thank you'
This is why we don't let them out of the kitchen to much.
TL;DR telemarketers are people too
So you never have to be temporarily classless again!
To be fair, she can be a bit of a ***...
Old toys are terrifying
You can put it in a microwave. Just don't turn it on..
Grandpa you're full of shit
Christians: 1, Atheist: 0
Back when this prank was still effective...
Haha...what!
It was only a matter of time for somebody to do it
Tough... love?
The price of warm food
Frog not giving a shit
thoughts that keep me up at night
The best captcha i've seen
This man's tombstone is a giant middle finger.
The German language at its best
When fans heard about TOOL's progress on the new album
Watching Pawn Stars be like...
Why do the babies get all the love?
Why Franklin?
Travel the world and the seven seas...
When you see it...
The future is here!!
That's all
"Everyone's a hero, in their own way.."
I'm sorry, this is really dumb.
c.h.e.c.k. o.u.t. m.y. s.o.u.n.d.c.l.o.u.d.
It ain't gonna suck itself
Shut up, comrade Donkey.
"Where's the goddamn "10 hours pikachu song" tab so I can close it!"
King Kong looks great in blue
Waaaiit a second...
Do you think this is a mother***ing game?
What happens in Russia, stays in Russia.
Was this really the world's first penis transplant?
Did you mean: Malaysia Airlines
This church needs a new graphic designer.
Humans are dicks...
MFW Alone at home pooping when suddenly I realize there is no toilet paper
Nailed it!
Darn now everyone knows.
Writing a letter to your future self.
4chan is a hacker and a helper
Once you see it, it cannot be unseen
Nice Headline
normal day in russian subway
When it's cold outside
Pet rock!
That moment when you find out that a game has falling damage
Doesn't matter, had Snu Snu
BREAKING NEWS!
completely conspicuous
Spiderman costume optional
Talking to your crush like
Windy day in Iceland today..
Jesus always delivers
Le 9***-mobile
it's probably because the seats are white
When ***s try to look edgy on Hiddenlol
Guy passes out at hockey game.
Can't wait to dress as a child rapist for the Quran
"I am sorry to inform you that your mother died in a car accident!" "Hahahah"
Yes this is a male horse, and yes that's a very confused calf
Just the usual stuff
Do drugs kids!
Back in my hometown
Extra wet
No one told me about Nathanial in History class...
Guess who's back, back again
Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket
He's like the white Kanye
His ancestors do not smile at him
When you gotta take out the trash and you put on the first thing you see
It was worth a try...
Queen Victoria has a new dress
Coming out to mom
He died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
everyone had this moment.
If he heard what has become of music
Kid on leash, dog in stroller; what is this world coming to‽
Everything's a dildo, as long as you're brave enough
Jurassic Park theme plays
Everything according to plan
It's amazing how sunglasses can change a person.
We Finns just like it simple
Under-eye circles be gone
when you accidentally mention the word assignments at the end of the class
I'm just a sexy tree
Chicken has no meaning anymore
When you see it, you cannot unsee it.
It says "god give me a sign"
Gotta love Snake
but on a serious note, that is some kind of a dilemma
The stuff of nightmares
Most INTENSE Hangman Match
Cat stuff
you shan't dethrone Talos!