Just started oblivion... 40 minutes later, this.

72 hairy muppet vaginas await them

When you're the richest nigga in the block, drinking your grape juice.

***es be like

Best.....pickupline....ever

Anyone in for a party?

my phone's an ***

Shots fired

Why-A Mama?

Tinder joy

Mars

Dat amoeba

From Canada

Superman is a bit cold

What's better than sex? DMX knows.

You're SURE that's the name you wanna go with

Advanced dad joke

When i'm at the toilet during a party and i'm about to walk back out to the dancefloor.

"Coincidence"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not about the destination, its about the journey

At least they know how to type

For the Handi-capable

Juan Snow

Sank You

Hey, how's college going?

15 years ago this seemed like a good idea

Cartoon by Emily Flake

MRW my teacher tells me i'm right and my classmate, who just called me a huge idiot, is wrong.

:-DDDDDDDD

Cannot unsee

Who is laughing now?

Have you guys seen the new iphone emojis ?

The moment you realize your legacy might be first First Man.

There are certain things that are made to remain in the void of time

who is this hacker 4chan?

That's just wasteful

Protect Your Precious Seed

He has a point...

Thats a killer website man!

How to properly reply to a peasant.

Counter Strike Logic

Putting the D into Directory

After working 9 days in a row, I'm off for two days. This will be happening.

It should be "Stapler vs Predator" you dip.

And here come the unhelpful GTAV reviews..

Dating in a nutshell

Russians

Looks like a flat battery.

Damn right

The results of a "when was the last time you've gotten laid" poll on a porn site

When i try to play MK X at release

a horse's wish

She's not wrong.

the more you know

Food Pyramid.

Jack of all trades, master of none

You thought you've seen them all

"What kinda cut you want?" "Gimme that spongebob swag"

As sexy as a stacking toy

"Kids these days can't live without technology."

Apparently they are something to *** with

A brief history of Canada

Useless clock

Dr. Drake

When yo girl run for president

This is me

GTA V PC is out now!

No cover for me tonight!

huehuehue

i guess she really is...

To infinity and wha .....?

Nice craftstore find

This badass bird

Racism is still alive in america...

Uhm, ok?

The giant dogs love me

Best. Card. Ever.

Saved you all some time

Those two kids have seen Jurassic Park

Cinnamon Rolls.

Well played h&m.

All aboard the...

Hot redheads in porn nowadays

Goals

4Chan user

When you get home and you wan't to fap but also have work to do.

After watching the leak episodes

Chinese 101

Alien vs stapler

Jaden Smith gets a job.

Stay In School

Oh Wishbone...

Look again

To hell with waiting right?

The Dentist Believed This Would Be a Comforting Ornament to Overlook Her Office.

Sorry, still makes me laugh, you asssholes.

#justpcmasterracethings

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