Tired of your defenseless car being attacked by feral shopping carts?

The four Soccer Moms of the Apocalypse

What we all wish we could do when this happens.

Slobbering the cob

That moment when the devil is trying to tempt you but you a righteous man

This is correct

Half of the mystery is solved

The Spongebob movie has some dark jokes

They just don't write comedies like this anymore

When your best mate steals your goat so you kill him and his hot wife is left a widow

Dog Days

#NeverForget

Oh c'mon, that's just racist!

every dude in school hates that kid

you got 69 XD

It's not gay, it's for survival...SURVIVAL

it's 2 types of females

Engineering 101

t...thanks

Help ya boy out

Eating meat = The Holocaust, apparently.

Bendthatdick Cuminback

Not at all suspicous...

The sorting cone knows best

I'm tryin girl.

Just a lick 💦

Excuse me?

Two birds, one stone.

Bruuuuuh

Simple math

Installing Programs

... they should and they are

This is also why woman are good at cleaning stuff

me_irl

Every step you take...

Im at a loss of words.

A modern fairytale

*** ***es, get Money

Dinosaurs had some dark humour

Just do it. Don't oppress her.

We could learn a thing or two from Seinfeld

Refusing to accept your favorite character’s death

Feminist space program

i_kappa and his posts

so it has come to this...

The trouble is real

Nah

Organic Chemistry

TFW no gf

x=y then y=x

Two penguins, one hole

Pretty much.

Instant Disarmament

Yep, you never know what's inside lest you read the labels

NOPE

And suddenly, it all makes sense.

Where. Is. The. Lie.

Pew Pew

Some good bros

They wanted $15/hr

Got something to say ... Huh...

Happy as a clam

Prevent workplace injury

really tho

Watch out, I'm a deadly Sin!

Been down there a while

Mickey Mouses older heroin addicted cousin is getting some tonight

Looks don't matter

"A world exists outside of tumblr.com"

he aint dindu nuffin after all

Getting handjob being deceased. This guy is living the life!

Gotta have someone to share the pain with.

Classic yo mama

MegaDad strikes again

Why "The Breakfast Club" wouldn't work at school today.

Don't be a Pussy

Found this as a review on TERA

How Harry got his scar

Man...

It's all fun and games til the black guy dies

German engineering at its finest

True dat

dead

Lets give it a try boys?

Despicable Ignorance

She wasn't drunk, she was tripping balls

Smile

Is this how I'm supposed to do it?

Come on Patel! Up your game.

Never roll your eyes on Momma

Pizza delivery via slave. The good times

The stupidest thing

When Its Summer but you still wanna be a Gentleman

Burning my notes at the end of semester

The poor little bug

The internet: Where there is no win.

BARDS

Water your owl until it blooms

Lads

w-would you l-like some rare pepes?