Tumblr trying to be retro

Everyday

Memorial Day Facepalm

Bush

Now this is an Opening Weekend

How men hold purses

Can we get some recognition for this cosplayer that's a tad too dedicated to being in character?

Yub Nub.

Yearbook quote.

me irl

Lol, true and amazing

Hangers are costly nowadays tbh

Pakalu never stops giving

Dease

Expensive Restaurant's

The solution to racism

Thanks, Michael

Ssshhh

never before

我不明白任天堂。

Philosophy on Hoodrats?

Found op in The Witcher 3.

learning from the best

After drinking hard

Nietzsche was right: God is surely dead.

They were even hung over the next morning.

catnip: not even once

Animals I eat were my spirit animals; therefore food IS spiritual.

What's the password?

Well, what did you expect

Karl Pilkington on Guinea Pigs

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Caught stealing

No other explanation

Wait what?

Tired of your defenseless car being attacked by feral shopping carts?

The four Soccer Moms of the Apocalypse

What we all wish we could do when this happens.

Slobbering the cob

That moment when the devil is trying to tempt you but you a righteous man

This is correct

Half of the mystery is solved

The Spongebob movie has some dark jokes

They just don't write comedies like this anymore

When your best mate steals your goat so you kill him and his hot wife is left a widow

Dog Days

#NeverForget

Oh c'mon, that's just racist!

every dude in school hates that kid

you got 69 XD

It's not gay, it's for survival...SURVIVAL

it's 2 types of females

Engineering 101

t...thanks

Help ya boy out

Eating meat = The Holocaust, apparently.

Bendthatdick Cuminback

Not at all suspicous...

The sorting cone knows best

I'm tryin girl.

Just a lick 💦

Excuse me?

Two birds, one stone.

Bruuuuuh

Simple math

Installing Programs

... they should and they are

This is also why woman are good at cleaning stuff

me_irl

Every step you take...

Im at a loss of words.

A modern fairytale

*** ***es, get Money

Dinosaurs had some dark humour

Just do it. Don't oppress her.

We could learn a thing or two from Seinfeld

Refusing to accept your favorite character’s death

Feminist space program

i_kappa and his posts

so it has come to this...

The trouble is real

Nah

Organic Chemistry

TFW no gf

x=y then y=x

Two penguins, one hole

Pretty much.

Instant Disarmament

Yep, you never know what's inside lest you read the labels

NOPE

And suddenly, it all makes sense.

Where. Is. The. Lie.

Pew Pew

Some good bros

They wanted $15/hr

Got something to say ... Huh...

Happy as a clam

Prevent workplace injury

really tho

Watch out, I'm a deadly Sin!