It's not gonna happen Harry god damnit!

That's just brutal

me irl

They're already ***ing!

Donald for prez

Dad â„–1

One-fourth of 'Murica according to South Park

This sums up all my friends

Bill Nye the savage

What year is it?

I feel ya, Malcolm

Unexpected Pornhub

Sometimes CAPTCHA just wants to brighten your day...

kitten collar

Pornhub has a new "most viewed" video.

This advanced much quicker than expected

A Full Moon

Tyrannosaurus Rekt

poor This

Bush did 9/11

School logic

The hardest thing you can do on guitar.

I҉ ̴c҉a̴me͘ i̧n l̶ike a ̀wr̢eck͡ing ba̴ll

Our deepest most desperate desire

Ohsnap.jpg

Only spies will understand

One of these is not like the other

Best courtroom exchange ever.

Killing two birds with one stone

This is going to be in HD

When your friend in the audience notices you're thirsty af

*** would already be burnt to a crisp

Now that's confidence

FoxNewsBeLike...

In Sun we trust

hdlrs at work

Refreshing!

Pizza getting generous

When half of squad hasn't been unlocked yet..

Masturbation gets real for a moment.

Character Development

Just finished the Game Of Thrones season finale.

Talk math to me

me irl

Elmo cannot tolerate anyone cuter than him on the show.

Has been reason enough for me for the last 15 years

im goin to mexico

Dice trying to say us something?

An ode to sluts.

Let me clean your....FACE!

That's what Obama has turned this country into

In Russia, You are Born with Track Suit.

After the last GoT-Episode I think again, that it's just fun to him...

when the tents say its for one person

The most legit billboard i've ever seen...

Hoes are keeping it real

African women

'Success is the only option'

The worst disease...

Somehow even WORSE that the bagpipes.

Keep on your toes, fellas

'Ultimate Lazer Adventure' is too ultimate

Rekt m8

Loopholes

Terrence lookin like that one weird kid that ran everywhere in middle school

The aisle to avoid.

Just a duck taking a poo.

This really warms the heart

Behold the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head.

The Daily Struggle

It's like a rollercoaster that only goes up

Dance!

Ouch

#justgirlythings

The fun is over

In light of recent events

me irl

Dont mind me. Im just thinkin'

The best part in Jurassic World

The Fate of Older Rock Bands

Spotted this Tesla in Sweden

Teenage Wasteland

Er... what was Earl doing?

Now you can

It's a trap!

When you have too many redbulls

Like father, like son

When you start a business, but you also have a life

What it feels like downvoting i_kappa

As you do

yo quit playin gurl

What do you got in your hand?

25% Drake, 25% The Hound, 25% Napoleon Dynamite, 25% Billy Zane

Someone had a rough night

The dark lord will rise again

Service.

you missed forever

I don't know what I expected

They just aren't very accurate.

Totes McNopes