And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.
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I am new here!
Why thank you!
White people that smoke
Then and Now
Further proof of Patrick Stewart's immortality
Alan Rickman's sophisticated sense of humor
this speaks to me
Feels good dawg
The true food groups
Once again Kotaku' high quality journalism strikes again
Lone wolf strikes again
They're behind me, aren't they?
Why is this so accurate damn
I'll never understand Kanye
Pregnancy according to Bob Ross
Brilliant PBS Ad
"Be it penguins or velociraptors, zookeeping is hard work." -Woodland Park Zoo
Death and Golf
We have a serial killer, these are all over the place
Even the gods will tremble
Somebody enjoys their job
Amazon Customer Support
notch knows pretty well
Fallout 4 is so colorful!
you can never catch me ***es
Aw Homer, you know your money's no good here.
Girls Girls Girls!
I feel bad about myself because I can't afford Tinder plus :(
a perfect match
She'd be great for changing oil
Why Han And Vader Were Working Together
Lol that's that real paper right there!
They couldn't find a better place to blow up this toy
How to cheat on a philosophy exam
Apparently Link won't stop at smashing pots
You don't say!
What's scary is that intelligent adults fall for this crap.
Someone wanted to rape me...
Damn trust issues smh
Old western outlet circa 1890s
In spite of all the news from E3; I'm still upset about this.
At least the man is trying
Darn, I forgot to check it again last night.
A new level of lazy..
You can always poop your way out of a situation.
House on hanging up on people
It's not gonna happen Harry god damnit!
That's just brutal
They're already ***ing!
Donald for prez
One-fourth of 'Murica according to South Park
This sums up all my friends
Bill Nye the savage
What year is it?
I feel ya, Malcolm
Sometimes CAPTCHA just wants to brighten your day...
Pornhub has a new "most viewed" video.
This advanced much quicker than expected
A Full Moon
Bush did 9/11
The hardest thing you can do on guitar.
IÒ‰ Ì´cÒ‰aÌ´meÍ˜ iÌ§n lÌ¶ike a Í€wrÌ¢eckÍ¡ing baÌ´ll
Our deepest most desperate desire
Only spies will understand
One of these is not like the other
Best courtroom exchange ever.
Killing two birds with one stone
This is going to be in HD
When your friend in the audience notices you're thirsty af
*** would already be burnt to a crisp
Now that's confidence
In Sun we trust
hdlrs at work
Pizza getting generous
When half of squad hasn't been unlocked yet..
Masturbation gets real for a moment.