USA, handing out freedom since 1776

Well, f*ck

Torrent

How my best friend sees me when he borrows money from me.

If you get paralyzed twice, the second one cancels out the first.

Minecraft HD

..and press Enter.

Just like Skyrim

Get that bottle!

Firsta class prank

Ironic that her hoodie has a peace sign

The best movie quote.

Massive fisting [SFW]

Wh dad why!

"Sorry coach"

I loled

After Elections

The Perfect Description of School

Hello My Friend!

Tick-tock, tick-tock...

A musical nature

I'm a tiger! Fear me!

GUYS I'M INBRED

Shipwrecked

When I'm in the mood for sex and she's not

You thought I was asleep, didn't you?

That epic moment!

Tried so hard, became asian

Who needs pockets when you got boobs

Your argument is invalid

Diz izn't funny

So close

Spy Briefcase

Got the call today! Cancer free!

How a Kalashnikov operates.

Free hugs!

Trophies I earn for f*cking

I do...

Lara Croft Gangnam style in an elevator (GIF)

Story of my life

This Happens Everyday

Best description ever

Not a good idea

He knows whats up...

Meanwhile in a paralleluniverse

Many of these are actually true...

In a parallel universe...

Some of facebook gold

Epic

You're doing it right

The only gif you'll need today.

Dumb ass

Perfect placement

Daaaaad stop commenting on my status

Bringing bubble gum to school...

That moment

Food when your high

When your mom asks you if you want nutella!

Ow...

Tailgaters these days...

Automatic flush when still on the toilet

F*cking someone up...

How I feel whenever my girlfriend is on her period

Every time I walk with change in my pocket...

50 years ago this submarine officer made a decision that effectively prevented WW III from breaking

Boooom!

Like I give a f*ck

Deal With It Motherf*cker

Daredevil Halloween Candy Heist- caught red-handed

Don't piss off that bunny y'all!

Brazzers...

Very true

Happens to all of us

Failed

Couldn't Resist

Burn.

Made my day...

"True sh*t"

Deal with it, this cat is 10x cooler than you

You'll sh*t ur pants

Arachnophobia

They won't walk for a few days...

Retards

Surprise!

Winter + Balloon + Water + Food Coloring =

Thank you for making things clear.

Good guy Pepsi

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Whiskey glass SUATMM

I'm not even mad

Funny, and yet sad and true.

'MERICA

That "Oh, f*ck" Feeling...

Save them!

Seems legit

Oh Charlie!

Asian wisdom at it's finest

Who the hell smashed my windshield?

I'm just going to imagine that the cartoon one came first.

You're So Vain...