When a book defines you

Not giving a single *** like:

Cornwall

She's here to save the day

Never scare a magician

Yeah mom you can just leave me here for a bit.

A little pot from Colorado

If humans evolved from different animals

its because "when you criticise them they cry" -Tim Hunt

Majestic as ***

Elmo and Jenny McCarthy

White people.

Hey there, whatcha doin?

I Hate that feel...

me irl

You ain't got no legs

THE SUMMONING

Miss America

Restroom signs that are quite clear

No stop signs, speed limit

Tune in on the next "The Social Justice Walrus" episode

u wonna go son

Love you babe

too far

Le ***

Jon Stewart's entire career in a nutshell

Ok, so, here's the thing

Apparently someone at the Guardian has had enough

ALFA OP

Never let the new guy replace the toner

Intelligence of animals

When your jealous friends tries to roast you but you are rich.

Those damn monks can withstand any pain.

What did one orphan say to the other?

accumulating energy to destroy the patriarchy

Karaoke Hitler

Stereotypes.

Cancer is no joke

That's not how fractions work...

Oh, Grandma...

This logic always annoyed me

First time Dadding.

Matches helping me through the tough times

of course it was Chris Pratt!

Legally

Wedding photographer focuses in on the real prize

Share a Coke

God has abandoned us.

Alfred's Wisdom

For every cigarette you smoke...

An age-old argument

CoD: Medieval Warfare

Welcome to Greece

Checkmate, bullies.

Pretty much sums up college

COB LOGIC

Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

Get the *** away from me

Never Trust A Fart... EVER

The before picture

Deer playing with Cheetahs

Ain't nothing to #&%%¢π∆ wit

Someone forgot that MRIs are giant ***ing magnets

Found this on Instagram

It's turned out that AC is sexist

I'll have none of your shit, Siri

Mrw i spott dat ass

I stared in his eyes and saw myself

mine's between zero and one obviously

Rex couldn't even give Jesus a hug :'(

-54°C piss

ze Führers Fisch

slam dunked

modern programmers

okay so I posted several pics and getting ready to get -10 for all of them

ironic community

Just watering the garden...

Until the end

Southern Grammar 101

pressing wrong button when fatality

I'm building some ikea furniture, I've been mentally referring this piece as "The Canadian"

Philadelphia. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Uh oh... that's not good

How can he bear it?

Stephen ***ing Colbert

Git gud or git rekt

Randy Marsh is a role model

What's a good name for a dog?

Aussie Tea Company advertisement pulls no punches

Hold it, Rob! I'm not even wet yet!

a cure

Incredibly Photogenic Girl

When you know you bouta be an aunt

a true pervert never lets anything goes away

How Cats End Up With Nine Lives

Jokers depiction informs us of each decades drug of choice

Night almost ruined

0% Chance of hitting.

Obi-Juan

Benny Hill robs a bank