Words that must be said

Finally.

In other news: Trees discovered on the Sun

Target locked. Fire.

Better give it to me gay

People who bought this were also interested in: Cheetos flavoured cyanide

Asked Pizza Hut to write a joke on the box.

Facebook lately

Speed dating in NYC

They terk er jerbs!

japan is slam jammin

Spider-man vs Ant-man

Damn trump

*Shots fired, Black guy arrested

They chopped his body off.

Secret Robot internet

Killer bike strikes again

That must burn even hotter than his CPU temp

Good job!

RIP

This tea advertisement

We all know this type of gamer

Me_irl

His entire life has been leading up to this screen capture

selfies

Something happened there

4chan designers

Ghosts on different continents. Know the difference.

when you're in your 20's an still get told you have a baby face

Them damn doctors...

Tumblin Tumblr

Lost child at the mall

Too soon?

Jaden

If we label GMO's

Console peasants be like:

Don't tell me what to do

This *** has been taking this spot for over a year

Thats the spirit ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

I'm sure he's glad he's safe too

she's about to explode in excitement

Showing off those pretty new legs above her head...

Eastern medicine

EA's relationship with the customer

Gotta' love rednecks.

When a book defines you

Not giving a single *** like:

Cornwall

She's here to save the day

Never scare a magician

Yeah mom you can just leave me here for a bit.

A little pot from Colorado

If humans evolved from different animals

its because "when you criticise them they cry" -Tim Hunt

Majestic as ***

Elmo and Jenny McCarthy

White people.

Hey there, whatcha doin?

I Hate that feel...

me irl

You ain't got no legs

THE SUMMONING

Miss America

Restroom signs that are quite clear

No stop signs, speed limit

Tune in on the next "The Social Justice Walrus" episode

u wonna go son

Love you babe

too far

Le ***

Jon Stewart's entire career in a nutshell

Ok, so, here's the thing

Apparently someone at the Guardian has had enough

ALFA OP

Never let the new guy replace the toner

Intelligence of animals

When your jealous friends tries to roast you but you are rich.

Those damn monks can withstand any pain.

What did one orphan say to the other?

accumulating energy to destroy the patriarchy

Karaoke Hitler

Stereotypes.

Cancer is no joke

That's not how fractions work...

Oh, Grandma...

This logic always annoyed me

First time Dadding.

Matches helping me through the tough times

of course it was Chris Pratt!

Legally

Wedding photographer focuses in on the real prize

Share a Coke

God has abandoned us.

Alfred's Wisdom

For every cigarette you smoke...

An age-old argument

CoD: Medieval Warfare

Welcome to Greece

Checkmate, bullies.

Pretty much sums up college