Dad jokes on the news

This Subway customer notice

Dat ass

Nailed it.

How he kept a straight face in this scene...I'll never know

Growing up

Sorry for the delay, we were out of gas.

Just dooo it!

Look how calm she is

The art of manipulation

The lady who posted it was completely serious...

I'm the one in the red with no friends or nipples to pinch other than my own

Waiting to see this kind of comment on a Nickelback's album

To the thief that stole an Amazon shipment:

So wrong yet so right

How much is your history worth?

Thor doesn't need help

Burn!!

This. This right here, is awesome

Just a little downforce is all it needs

What a thoughtful sign

This guy trying out bike seats

If you know what I mean

yeah, science b*tch!

This is what news headlines look like when you live in Alaska.

Find a Scrabble board

Dunk Tank

Fly You Fools

Surprise Construction

too soon?

A day at the dock.

That's right, America. We did it.

Dad is sick of your shit

Clear for takeoff

Some things are best left offline

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Monty Python Ahead of Their Time

We put the "Fun" in "Funeral"

Why is everything #1?

Never change archer.

I'm afraid I've caught poetry.

Can't argue with that logic.

How to properly change lanes

Netflix and Kill that ***

Giant Red Wood

asian ass porn

Surprise Her!

C&H

Join the EU they said, it will be fun they said...

<3 :)

Metal Breakfast

Sexist Pressure

Free to go Ma'am.

gaming as a Dad

32spooky64me

Anyone recoginze him?

Van Damned

This Is What A Feminist Looks Like

Beach Football

I think my cat is jewish

She nose if you've been bad or good

#subway

Pro-Choice or Pro-Life

Honor the Super-Bro Code

You should also get a gluten free cell phone case

How to choose your OS

the fight

oppression intensifies

Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal!

Know your limits

yup

There's a man at the door with a mustache

The goldfish pond

meme politics

Weather forecast for the afternoon is snow.

All around maid with low maintenance fee ;)

rekt

When you forgot your phone

We all know this kind of bot...

Sanitary door opener. Sometimes.

Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again...

Running into the ex.

Loyality pays off

Bugs in your teeth

Well, he isnt wrong

Hobbit in re

signs are hard

Hillary has all the hip new lingo

prejudice

me irl

Doc told me to stop masturbating

Thanks for the suggestion Google

Snitches.

thanks UPS guy

Pigs chasing cows

Me when McDonald's employees want $15/hr.

never saw this coming

Money Makes The World Go 'Round.

When you do anything to build a snowman

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