Sanitary door opener. Sometimes.

Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again...

Running into the ex.

Loyality pays off

Bugs in your teeth

Well, he isnt wrong

Hobbit in re

signs are hard

Hillary has all the hip new lingo

prejudice

me irl

Doc told me to stop masturbating

Thanks for the suggestion Google

Snitches.

thanks UPS guy

Pigs chasing cows

Me when McDonald's employees want $15/hr.

never saw this coming

Money Makes The World Go 'Round.

When you do anything to build a snowman

counter

audience is important

adorable parrot

Ronda is better at beating women... Sorry Floyd.

They have to tell you

Posted around Copley Sq. Boston

Babe Ruthless

inside job

Feminist detector

Maybe it is true

never forget

Great product, poor packaging

How to make women go blind

the search

Looking good, doing it wrong

Finding Meek Mill

Words that must be said

Finally.

In other news: Trees discovered on the Sun

Target locked. Fire.

Better give it to me gay

People who bought this were also interested in: Cheetos flavoured cyanide

Asked Pizza Hut to write a joke on the box.

Facebook lately

Speed dating in NYC

They terk er jerbs!

japan is slam jammin

Spider-man vs Ant-man

Damn trump

*Shots fired, Black guy arrested

They chopped his body off.

Secret Robot internet

Killer bike strikes again

That must burn even hotter than his CPU temp

Good job!

RIP

This tea advertisement

We all know this type of gamer

Me_irl

His entire life has been leading up to this screen capture

selfies

Something happened there

4chan designers

Ghosts on different continents. Know the difference.

when you're in your 20's an still get told you have a baby face

Them damn doctors...

Tumblin Tumblr

Lost child at the mall

Too soon?

Jaden

If we label GMO's

Console peasants be like:

Don't tell me what to do

This *** has been taking this spot for over a year

Thats the spirit ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

I'm sure he's glad he's safe too

she's about to explode in excitement

Showing off those pretty new legs above her head...

Eastern medicine

EA's relationship with the customer

Gotta' love rednecks.

When a book defines you

Not giving a single *** like:

Cornwall

She's here to save the day

Never scare a magician

Yeah mom you can just leave me here for a bit.

A little pot from Colorado

If humans evolved from different animals

its because "when you criticise them they cry" -Tim Hunt

Majestic as ***

Elmo and Jenny McCarthy

White people.

Hey there, whatcha doin?

I Hate that feel...

me irl

You ain't got no legs

THE SUMMONING

Miss America

Restroom signs that are quite clear