Apologies if you've already seen a lizard on liquor bottles today.

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We all know this guy...

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Teeth are racist?

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They're just getting to help...

Never drink alone again!

Dad jokes on the news

This Subway customer notice

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How he kept a straight face in this scene...I'll never know

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Sorry for the delay, we were out of gas.

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Look how calm she is

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The lady who posted it was completely serious...

I'm the one in the red with no friends or nipples to pinch other than my own

Waiting to see this kind of comment on a Nickelback's album

To the thief that stole an Amazon shipment:

So wrong yet so right

How much is your history worth?

Thor doesn't need help

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Just a little downforce is all it needs

What a thoughtful sign

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If you know what I mean

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This is what news headlines look like when you live in Alaska.

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A day at the dock.

That's right, America. We did it.

Dad is sick of your shit

Clear for takeoff

Some things are best left offline

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Monty Python Ahead of Their Time

We put the "Fun" in "Funeral"

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Never change archer.

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Join the EU they said, it will be fun they said...

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Anyone recoginze him?

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#subway

Pro-Choice or Pro-Life

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