What a waste of time

Deal with it

Pay attention while on phone or this might happen.

Yip yip

every time.

Reno 911 never failed to make chuckle

Have we met?

God Bless 'Murica.

Wax on wax off

How to raise your kid right

Then WTF is it?!?!?

Uh.....

Upper management in a nutshell

This guy probably lives in a hole to be more underground

Scully is a true American.

Photoshoped Baby West

Apple Right Now....

Only in Canada...

Have you seen Forrest Gump?

Because *** Her

Yearbook quote

What does that even mean?!

Take notes, this is how you get a job

"Goddammit Chuck!"

I'm sure this'll keep people from running into each other.

Oh Jerry

Even got the year right

Rob DenBleyker did fan art for Rick and Morty

Get it together Shawn

Apple on the "stylus"

When someones hair looks like food

Hitler vs Stalin

We make our own tree fiddy around here

Please go away

most satisfying meal ever

Today, Queen Elizabeth becomes longest-reigning UK monarch

My kind of park

me irl

*Airhorn sounds*

The face of satisfaction

Internet etiquette. Super simple stuff.

This is where we are heading

Very Odd Show

Actors

Honesty in advertising.

Thot math

now we are equal

Homeless

me irl

Turn signals are optional

The new fragrance

trying to handwrite shit during the first week of school after summer like

Scientists call this the "Women are wonderful effect"

a bolt from the blue

Game of Life

The Suffering of Isaac

waking up

I didn't miss the opposite day, did i?

Use your phone to save dinner

Why you shouldn't wear a brown dress in a swimming pool

Mohammered

Wisdom vs. Knowledge

Grunt police work

She'll just give me her gym badge

Casuals x-post skyrim

Our lord and savior has returned

a date to remember

Sad But True

Avengers 2 would've been a much shorter movie

Challenge accepted.

The land of opportunity

Superman - The College Years

human rodeo

aussies give the best advice

she said eat pancakes n chill

When your mix tape is fire, you put that shit out there.

my life goals

Arthur No!

God is a problem solver

Welcome to Engineering

I'm trying to run The Daily Bugle you ***...

Vladimir Pudding

we can all read it in your face

Look at my username

Dont get mad, pay it forward!

You guys are fans of 2 Broke Girls, right?

Alcohol works on all wounds

Guys, come on..

Daphne has not aged well...

Welcome to Bulgaria

Laugh if you had a stable relationship with your parents

How to be a cheeky ***

Poor Sean Bean

When you're about to eat some salad, but you're on LSD

Friendly reminder that a certain day is approaching. Ready your jokes, boys.

Anime gets too real

SKELETOR

Might want to rephrase that...

Come on, Obi-Wan, tell the truth.

Will he be there for you?