I am new here!
You'll never catch me!
49th in Education...
Just a nigga with a pocket scale, trying to stay out of jail
Life lessons from Fresh Off the Boat
As a woman in STEM, I've had to explain this many times.
Either way, I heard she's a ***
Bertrand realized that showing people he was immune to pain allowed him to do whatever he wanted
Saw in New Mexico. What are you people doing to yourselves?
Neil Patrick Harris and Alec Baldwin team up with the Secret Service for the pope's visit
0 to 100
Good one sir
Trying to get through security as an engineer.
Closest you're getting to Kate
You can feel the joy in this room.
This needs to get out there.
the hardcore gamer
The big one is going on the wall
Super Trump 64
It was a horrible thing to say
Seems all good to me!
Apply holy water to the burned area
PC masterrace jokes are still cool, right guys? Guys?
Twitter notified me that this was getting retweets and favorites
What it's like to raise kids.
It's a lamp...
who's this mufugga?
Definitive beard guide for those in need
Well that is just super-necessary.
Baby's first words
SCUMBAG CEO looks like one of the Hardly Boys
This Slovakian neck beard is phenomenal.
This is genius
Waking up early...
Mark is always handy with the freebies.
Outlook not so good
That's right, you do you
Not even Sparknotes could help
The wedding photographer captured a beautiful moment during the ceremony.
Robot cheating at tic-tac-toe
Gotta go fast
Bic uses the same photo to advertise their pens and razors.
Long Live This King
You're Pretty Good.
Take Paternity Test
2 girls were having a Nelson Mandela presentation today.
How to stop a girl from snoring
Is this a yup then?
Please don't miss
Someone tell me he's joking
Growing up is hard
Who needs a graphing calculator when I know someone who barely passed beauty school
Trump Troll Confirmation
"Dude it was awesome, she squirted all over my living room floor"
It's not easy being green...black and blue.
Kanye Doesn't look away from Nobody
Anon doesn't know how much is one magma
War Thunder Review
Prepare for liftoff
is this real life
nigga is right
Found OP's mom at a museum in Peru
During the war
This hits home
When you remembered the singular and plural of shrimp is the same
Passive aggressive neighbors at their finest
Never made the same mistake twice.
Life lesson learned early on
For $10 million dollars
When your video card is running at 1/4 of the sun
In quite a remote area.