narcissism

it's fine, I'll carry it

So that's what he meant when he said promotion....

His teacher called it

Ducks performing some kind of Satanic ritual

Some dickhead was blocking the screen at a lecture today

Rebel scum!

me_irl

Double Agent.

Yes Luke!!

wait whut?

1 out of every 3 snakes...

1945 keks

Taylor Swift meets a fan with cancer

God provided us with the right size eyes.

Nice suggestion Google

Between Two Ferns is priceless...

The Adventures of Ned Flanders

Ya ya ya

Wasn't even Halloween tho

me irl

Who is Kylo Ren?

Billy's secret

This is how our dog greets us when we get home.

Fallout: National Treasure

Makes perfect sense...

NOT A SQUIRREL

For the night is dark and full of boners

The real MVP

Hospitals

Pizza delivery

They always do

*** you Facebook

You may be a Taliban if..

Married With Children would've never made it today with all the SJWs.

What a time to be alive

just tumblr... again

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level

Am i too late?

20 minutes into prima nocte and chill

me☭irl

This wolf has seen some sh*t

Jaquwhat?

CIA, FBI, and KGB

Savage af

So this is how you guys gone kill me?

penguins sleep more deeply in the afternoon

Finally! It's about freakin' time!

me irl

The patent office

Norman

Meanwhile in India...

Local police taking out the competition

Walking through Schnucks when...

Now it's Hillary's turn to get her dick sucked

This guy's been trolling cops since 198B.

Hope they are not going to rape him like indiana jones.

Me irl

High School Grad Quote

Now it all makes sense!

On the topic of pre-ordering

They sure saved that fish from drowning.

The amount of times I've had to correct people on this...

R-r-r-reeeemiiiiix

YouTube Sucks

Some high school kids enjoy blowing bubbles

Medieval Sext

What's your final Answer?

The News

.. the show where we get you to FACE! YOUR! FEARS!!

Adobe reader it is!

drop box

Owls

Look her in the eyes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ayyyyyy

That's why she's called Peach

Me🍌irl

Stumbled upon this survey today

"Im not stupid"

The old tablecloth trick.

Beautiful, talented women

that awkward moment

Maybe someday

School

me irl

Me and doc are here

This *** doesn't even have all of her adult teeth

Just put this in your hand and slap her.

Belgian ads be like..

When she keeps asking to go camping

Reality collapsing

IKEA posted this today

Fire Emblems Awakenings true Hero

You don't own your dog...

It's a trap!

Krabby Patty with extra pickles

Step one in pet ownership:

damn schrödingers

These restrooms