One is a cold, lifeless object that can cause massive hurt, the other one is a bear trap.

MONICA

Should have said please

You sure you don't have it ?

>be sperm donor

Vibrator

Can not decide this belong to here or hdl

Child predator exposes himself.

This was your father's lightsaber...

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Why'd you have to go there, Carla?

Wow Humiliated.

some OC for you

Boy, Kathleen really gets around

"Don't rape your hand, use this boy instead"

me🐶irl

Haha, wait! What?

I've been waiting a whole year and a day for this

1 like= 1 razor

When work gives me new responsibilities

Form a ***ing wall!

You're not doing it right.

I will never understand art.

Meanwhile in Michigan.

savage timmy

If Monday was a beer.

After watching a dinosaur movie

Oumelette du fromage

when your homies got you

Nope, Just Detroit

Winter in Australia.

Arrows fired

cholesterol

Maybe all the sinking refugee ships were weighed down by all the RPGs

Wonder Child

should really be the definition in the dictionary

☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT

There can only be one.

i do to fappy

Stop drop and roll

Most expensive mousepad of all time

Straight Outta Buckingham palace

rarer then this pepe are only HLers with girlfriends

Not sure if Russia on the other side makes it any better...

Simpsons always on point

Adam and Eve dont give a sh!t about your terms and conditions

The average hugeloler's schedule

Cracks me up every time.

My will be done

Too far?

Please stop

Strong, but not strong enough to stand on her legs

When you have max level but decided to hang out at beginner tutorial area

I'm no doctor but I think it's too late for Joseph.

This stand is figurative

Things have changed

For once, lag helped me out

Poor wolfie

Poo in the loo

Not a trap

Look mommy!

Burn

Happy Halloween

Short but sweet

Then the bullet ricocheted off of a Saiyan and killed Yamcha

What's for dinner?

I'm out celebrating!

The English language

me irl

Winner for most terrifying costume is...

Eject, eject!

Why did the console gamer faint at the art gallery?

Seriously who?

Gigantic drug addict

Sweet

Surprise, Mutha***a

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

IHOC

Spooky horse attack

Peasants

1 in 5 peeple ...

Just turning on the shower.

it's a shitty instrument

Among other dictators such as HitLOL and LELnin

True Horror

When the force is not with you

Most Beautiful Animation

Jessica pls

I'm a Sagittarius

When you have to charge your phone lol

Poor Ross

So China's ending their one-child policy.

Laser safety

desu desu senpai

It´s just a flesh wound.

Holy shit

Spice scale on point..

Rose pls, why yu do dis

They're made for each other

for king, for country, forehead