Laser safety

desu desu senpai

It´s just a flesh wound.

Holy shit

Spice scale on point..

Rose pls, why yu do dis

They're made for each other

for king, for country, forehead

Son's birthday is coming up.

Alohomora your legs and let me Slytherin...

A star-studded event

Every time

The Matrix

Wrestling is Stupid!

Slutty Game Developer

Nope

Playing Europa Universalis with cheats like

Choose your own "adventure"

Check out my soundcloud HeavenJeBus

Modern Art

The ducks are learning

Me as a parent

Sorry, couldn't resist

When Dumbledore Did Nothing About Snape Bullying Students

animal facts

Took this after lunch at the restaurant ... at least the irony is delicious

Relationship goals

Ahhhh...the good ole' days

Will Smith

The *** starter

I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE

Australian man

I'm on my way out of it

Meth...not even once...poor Logan

why you little.....

Everybody's gotta respect the lord!

This is the saddest thing I've read all day.

Best face swap ever

Solid life advice

True Love

narcissism

it's fine, I'll carry it

So that's what he meant when he said promotion....

His teacher called it

Ducks performing some kind of Satanic ritual

Some dickhead was blocking the screen at a lecture today

Rebel scum!

me_irl

Double Agent.

Yes Luke!!

wait whut?

1 out of every 3 snakes...

1945 keks

Taylor Swift meets a fan with cancer

God provided us with the right size eyes.

Nice suggestion Google

Between Two Ferns is priceless...

The Adventures of Ned Flanders

Ya ya ya

Wasn't even Halloween tho

me irl

Who is Kylo Ren?

Billy's secret

This is how our dog greets us when we get home.

Fallout: National Treasure

Makes perfect sense...

NOT A SQUIRREL

For the night is dark and full of boners

The real MVP

Hospitals

Pizza delivery

They always do

*** you Facebook

You may be a Taliban if..

Married With Children would've never made it today with all the SJWs.

What a time to be alive

just tumblr... again

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level

Am i too late?

20 minutes into prima nocte and chill

me☭irl

This wolf has seen some sh*t

Jaquwhat?

CIA, FBI, and KGB

Savage af

So this is how you guys gone kill me?

penguins sleep more deeply in the afternoon

Finally! It's about freakin' time!

me irl

The patent office

Norman

Meanwhile in India...

Local police taking out the competition

Walking through Schnucks when...

Now it's Hillary's turn to get her dick sucked

This guy's been trolling cops since 198B.

Hope they are not going to rape him like indiana jones.

Me irl

High School Grad Quote

Now it all makes sense!