One reason to not name your cat Johnny

Kinky

The U.S lately.

You're know you are a hot looking guy when...

The look of regret

Out

oily oil oil oil oil

Men are dogs!

Not sure if this was here not

America in 2015

0-10 real quick

dayum!

Glad to see cultural diversity in Fallout 4

Such unshakable steadfastness

This should do the trick

me-irl

Strangest glory hole ever

*drops mic*

Hugelol

Anatomy 101

And that thing over there is the dingy

Whale dad

Single and creative

Results are in

I've sneakily downloaded 300 MB of updates, should we apply the uppdate?

much skillz

Feminists being mad about #slaveleia

Me_irl

Simple life hack!

AYOOOO!

Ostrich

Me in the morning

"Anything is possible for God" - Dan Savage

T-Rexmas

Mad Bean

Name a rap song...

Nah, the joke's on you

Pale People Problems

This text has a ring to it

"At least bots provide more content"

Even Japanese mannequins party harder than me

***ing casuals

When you need that visa ASAP.

When everybody goes to sleep and you can finally jerk off

me💸irl

Kittins are obsolete

George is "The Man!"

Stupid baby

Accept no substitutes.

Does your dog bite?

Showering with your mom.

How to spot a Serb

*** yo' floor tile.

When you played too many sports in high school

Welcome to slavia

Happy Birthday Marie Curie

When your prof is feeling savage

On the subway

A police cub

***ing potatoes

Hungry aliens

Bill Nye, Do or Die

The only thing we have to fear...

Most brutal thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

That's some deep loserdom

Easy comes, easy goes

The horse won, she just sat on it and whipped it.

And it's officially canon.

The problem with telescopes

No chill

A call to Hispanics.

Checked the reviews for Call of Duty: Black Ops III, was not disappointed.

These hoes ain't loyal

Priorities

There's two ways to compromise.

Pumpkin Carving

Guess the country

It happens to everyone

After 3 years...

How to fool a Goalkeeper

As an American, watching a hockey game in Canada.

Tumblr in a nutshell

Hot Nudity

Some men just want to want to watch the world learn

Why so expensive?

You sir just lied

How surviving a work week and heading into the weekend looks.

The Simpsons gets it.

If you've ever wondered.

This workout idea is great. Unless you have a really long last name...

Looks good

This needs to happen. Immediately.

Revenge is a dish best served at 0K

Working with ISIS

Remember, remember the 5th of November

LET. IT. RIP

Murica

me🍺irl

The Original Sin

Hitler approved