Even Japanese mannequins party harder than me

***ing casuals

When you need that visa ASAP.

When everybody goes to sleep and you can finally jerk off

me💸irl

Kittins are obsolete

George is "The Man!"

Stupid baby

Accept no substitutes.

Does your dog bite?

Showering with your mom.

How to spot a Serb

*** yo' floor tile.

When you played too many sports in high school

Welcome to slavia

Happy Birthday Marie Curie

When your prof is feeling savage

On the subway

A police cub

***ing potatoes

Hungry aliens

Bill Nye, Do or Die

The only thing we have to fear...

Most brutal thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

That's some deep loserdom

Easy comes, easy goes

The horse won, she just sat on it and whipped it.

And it's officially canon.

The problem with telescopes

No chill

A call to Hispanics.

Checked the reviews for Call of Duty: Black Ops III, was not disappointed.

These hoes ain't loyal

Priorities

There's two ways to compromise.

Pumpkin Carving

Guess the country

It happens to everyone

After 3 years...

How to fool a Goalkeeper

As an American, watching a hockey game in Canada.

Tumblr in a nutshell

Hot Nudity

Some men just want to want to watch the world learn

Why so expensive?

You sir just lied

How surviving a work week and heading into the weekend looks.

The Simpsons gets it.

If you've ever wondered.

This workout idea is great. Unless you have a really long last name...

Looks good

This needs to happen. Immediately.

Revenge is a dish best served at 0K

Working with ISIS

Remember, remember the 5th of November

LET. IT. RIP

Murica

me🍺irl

The Original Sin

Hitler approved

Fake like you're surprised

One sentance, describing two movies.

Bill about to go Ham on Ken Ham on this next mixtape

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The end is nye

Me_irl

PETA

He didn't even finch.

Working in IT

How to play Minecraft properly

What it's like going to college

When ur ugly and u r proud

CPU usage in WoT

Maybe I gave bad directions to my dad when I told him where to buy the milk 20 years ago

Son... ಠ_ಠ

One is a cold, lifeless object that can cause massive hurt, the other one is a bear trap.

MONICA

Should have said please

You sure you don't have it ?

>be sperm donor

Vibrator

Can not decide this belong to here or hdl

Child predator exposes himself.

This was your father's lightsaber...

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Why'd you have to go there, Carla?

Wow Humiliated.

some OC for you

Boy, Kathleen really gets around

"Don't rape your hand, use this boy instead"

me🐶irl

Haha, wait! What?

I've been waiting a whole year and a day for this

1 like= 1 razor

When work gives me new responsibilities

Form a ***ing wall!

You're not doing it right.

I will never understand art.

Meanwhile in Michigan.

savage timmy