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Damn.

"It's one word, George!"

Why I'm wearing a jacket

Slippery floor

The Onion has got it right

it's happening

Use the amnesia ray

Explains Spongebob Squarepants

Shrek in a nutshell.

Sincerly, Boko the Nigerian Prince

Me💻irl

The Good Old Days

Triggered

Bank. Details. Plz. Many thanks.

OH SHIT!!

Lola earned her A today

Wait for it

So fake

And howdy you diddly do

That moment Nelly doesn't respond

5th Year Students Be Like...

Bruh

Dogmeat was his slave name.

Petition to rename Canada

no one expects anon squad

Ravioli

Gnarly Skating Dude

Why the *** you lyin :(

me🔥irl

Sorry but we're not accepting refugees

How?

AK 47

You tell them, Professor.

Battering RAM

Toilet paper roll is under, uninstalling game.

aw yiss

I'll have the Calamari...

Relationship Counselling.

Got rid of the baby

Accuracy is impeccable.

If boys were girls for a day

I'm so sorry... =\

I'm supposed to be impressed?

Putinctatorship

In light of the recent Starbucks controversy...

Obviously I'm not gay

Discount

When the other guy doesn't show up for the fight

When you know your bus ride will be long

''Man arrested for clearing snow with flamethrower.''

He is so proud of his protegé

Syrian passports

Lousy Drunks

Mean scientists

C U N T

Yall niggas hiring?

That's why I never lose 'em

Good movie

Welcome to china

Our eagle > Your eagle

Living in forest be like

From paris with love

The 91%

linda got this

Average Hugelol user

What a Time to be Alive...

me🐤irl

The best use of the French flag FB filter I've seen so far.

One minute into "Hamlet and chill" and he gives you this look

Farrrrrrrk

From "101 ways to pick up short girls"

Well, he's not wrong

When the weed is too loud

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave

That's a nice assault rifle!

Plants in Bethesda's office

Not knowing the answer on a science test

See not only frenchs surrender

Bill Nye

me irl

it's a small consolation

Fake it if you can't make it

Zombie Battle!

Crows are crows

We all have that friend...

Baby Elephants

They did the math

The real black gold.

It really was

Thats how it was done back in the day

Everyone on my facebook right now..

*** yeah

There is no app for this.

To those making a fuss that Paris is getting more attention than other attacks

After yesterday

The pun jar is about to explode

Girls On Tinder

Dark Souls boss fight

Titles are a symptom of the patriarchy