sounds about right

Super "Smash"

Are you even trying!?

Your husband is a dick.

Both are equally awesome

me irl

My Vote For Next HIV+ Celeb, Miley.

"It usually works"

Only organic, gluten free, vegan, non-GMO meth for Oregonians!

Damn terrorists

Hey girl, make me a sandwich

By any means necessary

The logic of adding 'porn' after things like 'food' and 'sky' does not apply to everything...

Then everything changed when Kratos attacked

Sometimes kids have to learn the hard way.

You better be a light sleeper.

it matters, guys

He has a point

Kids in 21st century....

I didn't expect that...

Everyone complains

Not antireligious, just a little jab all in good fun

me irl

Never blue

Today's letter is S for Starvation

Self Driving Car

Mitchell and Webb

When you don't know anything about your new job....

Millimeters away from the flush handle

Most Optimist Man of the Year

The news

nutcracker

hit them away

And the Oscar goes to.....

super effective

Faith in humanity restored

Nostalgia

Very clever

How to prevent work place injury?

Its my dooty to plant a bomb in that booty

L.A.

Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

Some Shower Thoughts from Cookie Moster

Ice Cube joined ISIS

me_irl

Yusuf, philosopy is haram!

Sailor Moon dad jokes

You're a 10?

Quick thinking by Paper Peach

They're independent

Truly a seasoned veteran.

Men's humor

The difference between The Simpsons and South Park

Superman lost his powers.

Harrison Ford, everybody

They're pretty great people

The other lever!

The results came back in Aladeen

there be dynos in them hills

Tennis meme

So what do you say, fellas?

What it's like working in retail

People these days

15/30/60 FPS comparison in a very ELI5 way

Health Class lied

Bublé is Coming.

Life gave Charlie Sheen lemons...

Car problems

The real MVP

Average day as a programmer

What kind of porn do this guy have that he needed to hide it more than vampira porn?

A very good question.

Ask your mum...

Now everyone will know

When attention whoring fails

Movie still sucks tho

Star Wars: Mexico

Why walruses shouldn't bow

Blending in.

When you shower your dog.

Things only 90s kids will understand

Some people are born with a gift.

It's Time.

breaking the fourth wall

Where do babies come from?

Always support artists

They grow up so fast :')

No ***ing shit

something smells fishy

House Explained

Broooo

Just complimenting her titties..

Social Justice

Hopefully buzzfeed will see this.

Escher really stepped in it this time.

God bless you, soldier

living the life

The Locket

me☭irl

When the acid hits you and you lose the white rabbit