"You don't get to be the Chancellor by being a ***" - Zhuge Liang

This guy used google autocomplete to fill in his online dating profile

Majestic as ***

'natural'

The ultimate pun

***es these days...

true ending for toystory

choosing the movie

Positively stupid

Sticking To It

Just Thailand things

A rare species local to the michael Bay

It's the thought that counts.

Can't get me lucky charms, pussy!!

>when someone says the earth is flat

Male burqa - coming to a store near you

How to stop a gay marriage argument.

Thus must be where Sprite comes from

Brown People

When you’re sharing the same hiding spot with someone during hide n seek

You've activated my million dolar loan trap card!

19 years later

He really started to scratch the surface

When auto-correct makes you sound like a pervert

Keep it heavy, bros

florida man is living the dream

Proof that those Facebook quizzes are total bulls**t

Don't think they have any of those yet...

Just ordinary soul extractor

Gotta get your videos out there somehow...

Hey Flat Earthers!

Touché

The power of ice cream.

Slav flamingo

And it was at this time that Wendy learnt, to not post stupid ***ING comments

Times Square with Adblock

Me in a job interview vs. me in real life

In A Nutshell...

Mfw hugelol op's keep posting bread posts

Dath Right

She's so hot.

The way he looks at that pig...

You're a madman, Farnsworth

my take on a classic gif

Holy Trinity

There's someone out there for everyone.

Another example of brilliant marketing

Drone wars

Ignizzle

I'm gonna have to science the sh*t out of this

No chill

She gots dat good-good

dude is worse than gamestop

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a /b/"

How To Trigger A Feminist

Be careful when buying a dog...

There's gotta be some kind of joke about tumblr somewhere in here...

The horror

He should have quit while he was a head.

That esc..

Dad Jokes are forever.

This is a new level of stupid

And I don't mean a grammar nazi.

Whatever you people eat

Our Dark Lord and Savior

What computer users see in security warning boxes

The elder scrolls

I was taught well

TRIGGERED

Is owning a nigga this hard slavery?

What exactly is this ability good for?

Anon's cousin wants to watch ''Up''

satisfying to watch

Beware of dog

Hate it when that happens...

It Needs To Be Said

You only live once...

Why didn't anyone think of this?

That's a funny name for a superhero

Supposed to be Asleep

Don't trust Google translate

Guy Standing

Stay in school kids. Ounce you leave, you'll eventually regret it.

The original suicide squad

Well I guess you can say *puts on glasses* he's exploding with anger.

In the rare case of OC being uploaded

#asianlife

Multi tits

Lego Achievement Unlocked

Didn't have the chain saw on me

Old school LAN parties

Blizzard problem solved.

For The Glory Hole Of Allah!

2 dank

Lurkers offering oldfags advice

If OP were a soccer mom

How the British as seen by Americans and Europeans

the real question is, is how did he see her in the first place. kek

Looked at my watch and it says its time to Duel

Japanese by heart