Stephen Hawking

True that

One can only hope

You'll totally screw!

This will f*ck your mind

Overly Attached Girlfriend

Fish'n'chips

Bring the holy water!

You uncultured swine.

Nuff said

Boo!

Like a boss

When my friend and his parents get into an argument while I'm there.

Oh, Youtube..

But human it iz zundaay!

Meet the Griffinsons

When someone on the internet is wrong

What up...

Hitler vs. Bush

This GIF always puts a smile on my face

Professor Badass's Archenemy: THE HEADMASTER!

I felt the pain too

Still...

Do not care. At all.

Gobble Gobble

Anime

How I Imagine Black Friday

The power of Pepsi

And this weeks racist award goes to....

God Mode activated

Don’t worry guys I got this

My thoughts when I submit a post.

Such priorities

Gotta clean this damn window

What the f*ck do you guys want?

Na na na na na na na na

A horrible mistake

Holidays = awkward hugs with distant relatives

What the heck is happening

Party Hard

For those feeling down :)

When everyone tells me I look gross and should shave.

They call me Band... Rubber Band.

Easy....easy....easy....easy....

One of my favorite scenes from Spaceballs.

Wrong move!

Do you even fetch?

Now available as a gif!

Haters gonna hate

That's right...

Owned!

What is this sh*t!?

My friend has a good song

A popular one from different perspective

The older i get...

Nice try, fat guy!

He's got all the skills he will ever need

Three Wieners

When Someone Says Vagina In Bio Class

I knew it all this time

The Thing like it

Ouch

How to piss off your neighbors

A monocle might also be a nice addition

As a college student in Washington, this is how I feel

"Woah there, kiddo! I'm the FATHER!"

True.

Poor spidey is poor

Just act like nothing happpened...

The Difference

White Mode: Activated...Deactivated

After finals week

Born to ROCK

She's now my ex

I almost fainted laughing at this

Simple truth

Deal with it.

Derp humor

It would

Roommates.

Noticed my plate looked like sperm. Didn't realize this until I put the egg on there.

Are you sure?

Bus in The Classroom

How to use your handicap as an advantage.

Yet somehow, the third still sucks

Unfair

Coolest danger sign ever?

Underwater traffic jam

Awesome prank

Don't jump!

How do you find a vegan on tumblr?

Why not Homer?

This is getting me confused.

These days are numbered

Soldierderity

Damn Straight

Absolutely Terrifying

Problem. Solution.

When i close the wrong tab

"What did I just read?"