"Biggest leak in history"

Another day in paradise

My anaconda dont....

Why reviews are useless

I'd hit that

More rape!

Would you eat your kids?

Trust, but Verify

As a white male, can someone translate this?

"I know my car"

i eat only grass type pokemons

Dat trickle down hygiene

For when your a Christian and a Douche

Squeeze it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - MJ

Very welcoming

Always Trust Your Instinct

COKE IS PEPSI OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

If I had a nidoran for every gender there was

That's so easy!

This is how you advertise

Finally reached this milestone!

Lets hotbox my car after class.

You're a grand wizard, Harry!

Me in my free time

#DeusVult

the 90's were

Hitting that stereotype hot switch.

Wonderful Day In Slavland

5 x 0 is still 0.

Slav Party

Wheezing

Not even my face really shows it

When you're feeling bad, just read this

Stock Photo with Suicidal Punchline

Turn your head and cough

Whoopsies

It was tough being a kid in the 90's.

French inferiority complex

Hes right you know

Bringing new members to the mile high club

Plumbing

Papa franku

Is your refrigerator running?

Life long friendship

What an absolute slayer

Busted

OP's mom

Same goes for me

Niantic weight logics

HL favourite fish

Ventriloquist puppet (not every post needs a title, dammit!)

Adamantium in love

Oh Nasa!

memes gone fishy

Moment of intensity

tmw ur not gay

Me playing pokemon go

Doodles turn me on.

Justice4Harambe

Those silly numbers

Science sucks.

Insulin

It'll happen eventually

Nope!

Channing Tatum on spiders.

Not all heros wear capes

Dave had another confession to make

Before and After

New Game

Smh

Apple should really review their reviews

The implications are huge...

Nihilist

It's only the beginning.

Choosing where to go on vacation in Europe

Finally!

me irl

Mouse sensetivity too high

I want to believe

I'm nothing without my coffee ...

He feels 17 so its ok :')

Who's a good girl?

Gotta Catch Em' All

After hearing about the mom who wants to sue the makers of Pokémon Go for causing her daughter to get hit by a car

COUPle more posts

OP reading

Pretty accurate

Classic Tim

Hit the trigger

The hottest comeback since my last mixtape

not late at all

Eric Cartman quotes wrongly attributed to celebrities

Dat analogy tho

TFW

Having good times

When you're too caught up in your own agenda to be decent human being...

My bakery is burning

This is ridiculous...

Islam is a religion of peas

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