We celebrated Xmas late. This was my gift from my brother. He really does get me.
Give me power
they got it covered
A Sign from God
Bonus in the comments
Asian tourists in Croatia.
Wait a damn minute
Every week I submit to the New Yorker Caption Contest. I've got a good feeling about this one.
Little bit of drama in the nurse's locker room.
Why yes sir, madam, this way to the chalet.
This is ridiculous
I'm an English Breakfast person myself
Living in an apartment
Anonymous coworker turns our office hallway into high-end art gallery
German science is the best in the world
certified bruh moment
The Demigod Covfefe
The Hurty Fairy
Land of the Free Gluten
Poor girl, she is still in denial stage.
More like me when I see most everyone.
What you think you look like and what you actually look like
I also have a 50 dollar coupon
Land of fire
I have completely lost my faith in humanity
Found this in my dads old equipment truck.
The prophecy... It's true
My kids came in and told me there was water coming from the laundry room. They said it looked like it started at the washer. I rushed in to find this. Buncha comedians in my house...
i didnt knew this song did that...
With the power of the sauna anything is possible
Wait till you turn it upside down.
RIP Black Mamba
What's worse than stepping on a LEGO? Getting shot by one
John Wick Chapter 2
New Live Action
I was just reading about Placebos and i found this!
There's something in those stalks
Human humor never change
Be careful folks, found a croc lurking under a bridge on the boardwalk at Disney World.
You're a dirty little pot aren't you
LaDY GetS BrUtaLlY OwNeD
My son sent me this "date isnt talking much, it's getting awkward"
Protecting what you love
Developer vs Tester.
My divided cereal idea was only my 2nd best culinary creation... introducing the Startle!
I made a promise to draw a grumpy animal every single day for a year and it scares me how easy it was for this to become the highlight of my day. Day 20. only 346 days to go
Make Better Choices
je deteste le langue du savage
What the hell happened there?
Still checking though
Mom bought a frying pan on Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.
Been in this grocery store several times and just noticed the sign today.
My town thought it would be a good idea to put those rental bikes in. Until this happened
This is every day
My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.
Poor guy just wants to sing.
Was trying to take a cute, sexy pic for my boyfriend when suddenly I lost my balance.
"The universe must have wanted us to run into each other today!"
Advanced dad jokes.
Separated at birth.
If only I was a famous actor
I hate when this happens. It disappoints me immeasurably and ruins my day
Just following the doctors orders
Me at Jab inderview - Haha yes
Why yes, Amazon, I would be very interested in knowing when he writes something new
Day 5 of state of emergency: 5 o'clock somewhere....tiki snow fort time! Just have to dig the firepit out...
This hits different
It do be like that
Probably because he wants more food even though I JUST fed him.
Now I know how to approach people with this kinda tattoo
when i want to upload a long video but i quickly need it to be <6 MB
Googled baby weight after putting on a few pounds recently. Was not disappointed.
guilty as charged
There is no such thing as too much RGB
Knowledge is overrated