How to trigger me 1.0.1

Trust issues

Stoner logic

Worst Interview Question

Welcoming the sunlight.

Sshhhhh...

would honor

Unibrow

Crayons for me!

wow he really did coin every phrase

Ice Cold Heart

Too much spring in his step

I stand with Sweden in these last and most difficult times.

prime meat

T-Rex diving for prey, after 65,000,000 years and 2,400 seconds attempting the perfect photoshop

Alley oops!

Hamuel L Jackson been patiently waiting for 5 minutes to get a piece of my popcorn.

It's a generational thing.

Internet Arguments vs Reality

"based on a true story"

its called yiffing old timer get with the program

ｖａｐｏｒ pepe, upvote to praise retro consumerist culture

Attack on Titan - Season 2 leaked footage

Me in the gym

my kind of awards!

This is what I imagine when I first saw Wendy's official Twitter.

As a SoCal native I almost made the worst mistake when I went to the east coast.

Responsibility...

My daughter told me that she couldn't stay in her room because Barbie dropped a bomb. This was what I found.

Some gamers play video games, some play Jeopardy...

Some people see the Virgin Mary in everyday objects...

Searched Google for metalhead animals, was not disappointed..

WATCH OUT FOR THE....

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

So apparently Lego heads are the same size as .45 ACP

It gets me everytime

Help I accidentally built a shelf

California drivers in the rain.

When you ask our daughter for a piece of her donut

Okay. You two hold hands. You in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.

Who lives in a pineapple under the street?

My nephew tried to escape from his room last night, got stuck, was too tired to call for help, and promptly fell asleep there for the rest of the night.

Vintage 1950s Ice Cream Scoop

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Younglings guide to survival

Subscribe to Dolan Dark

I needed to upload some shitpost so here

his spell is probably emit light

The resort I'm staying at knows how to punish parents...

admins hear us

"How old is your child?"

Deus Vult

It's his "I just farted look".

Poor zoo wouldn't help relieve the elephants!

When you pull your earphones from the pocket

New bar door sign in Florida

When you have been a lurker for 4 years

why do you have to be this way Nick?

When people use memes IRL

*laughs in christian*

The Relationship Between The Top Comment And The Post That Is Heading To The Front Page...

Scared.

Z U C C E D

When Trump gives a press conference

All the better

Interview Questions

Hiddenlolers worst nightmare.

F A K E N E W S

And the award for most creative insults goes to

Meat Lover

Horrifying

It took me a few seconds to realize this wasn't a gorilla walking on the beach

Two fat guys in avocado costumes

Pewdiepie filming his first gaming video (2 Oct. 2010)

Even Ron Swanson can miss a few now and then

I love hiking.

Mama's boy

what a smug feggit

edgy

Gotta catch em all! Oh. Wait.

...And when i try to fix my mistakes

Imminent doom shall come apon them

W I T N E S S M E

Leaked footage from Mario Odyssey

True indeed

Still blame lag.

A snapshot from the best era, the era of memes.

Good question, grandma

Nice to meet you bond

The news in my city keeps you on your toes.

We may be ***s but, together we are mighty!

This guy and his cat

Boston Dynamics really outdid themselves with this one

Would love me some Chlorox and chill

Edups X Franku

Matte Damon

50 Shades Darker

Nasa should hire her

it was regular ass wheat til he hit that tailslide

For when you need to hide out in that forest fire you totally didn't start.