Forgot something...

It's a hard choice

*record scratch* *freeze frame* "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"

Coming out of the shadows...

When your dog wants to be part of everything you do

Female orgasm vs male orgasm

"They call me Boris the invincible"

8.5.45 never forget

In which case, I'd rate your understanding of how scales work a 7/10.

I always break out in a sweat

The post doesn't have to be funny if it's about how viral sucks, right?

History is being rewritten

Wankerman

Karma dip in 3... 2... 1...

Jack Black on the Price Is Right

The million dollar question

Found on my Facebook feed. This is why I'm not sure I want kids.

I knew it wasn't a scam

Guy Fieri's Five Children

Our cat is my Monday spirit animal.

Pac Man is in a bad place these days

My favorite protip among them

That's hot

c u c k e d

Got tears in my eyes

When you don't get that sweet 4Year Medal because your first acc got Purged

Dat good good

After the beard is shaved

Good ol' T9

Alderaan people

Watt, Hertz, Morse

Alcohol Impairs Judgement

Get good

How do you feel now you privileged scum?

Bìkinky Bottom

Nothing is more masculine than traffic-related death

Good to know

A rude hand gesture indeed

I found this today in a public toilet.

MFW I click today's best comment and redirects me to a viral post.

PewDiePie's business expansion model 2017

Well, I do like ham. Think I'll stick around for few hours.

Kids these days will never understand the struggle

Funny, or did he cross the line?

filthy

AMAZING DEAL!

Ebay sellers be like...

Hugelol cameo on Futurama

She is purrfect.

I'd rly want to know

When my first three posts reach front

><((((*ﾟ< >ﾟ*)))>< not like this

downvoting viral

Memes. Teaching kids english while also teaching them to be OPs

How to trigger me 1.0.1

Trust issues

Stoner logic

Worst Interview Question

Welcoming the sunlight.

Sshhhhh...

would honor

Unibrow

Crayons for me!

wow he really did coin every phrase

Ice Cold Heart

Too much spring in his step

I stand with Sweden in these last and most difficult times.

prime meat

T-Rex diving for prey, after 65,000,000 years and 2,400 seconds attempting the perfect photoshop

Alley oops!

Hamuel L Jackson been patiently waiting for 5 minutes to get a piece of my popcorn.

It's a generational thing.

Internet Arguments vs Reality

"based on a true story"

its called yiffing old timer get with the program

ｖａｐｏｒ pepe, upvote to praise retro consumerist culture

Attack on Titan - Season 2 leaked footage

Me in the gym

my kind of awards!

This is what I imagine when I first saw Wendy's official Twitter.

As a SoCal native I almost made the worst mistake when I went to the east coast.

Responsibility...

My daughter told me that she couldn't stay in her room because Barbie dropped a bomb. This was what I found.

Some gamers play video games, some play Jeopardy...

Some people see the Virgin Mary in everyday objects...

Searched Google for metalhead animals, was not disappointed..

WATCH OUT FOR THE....

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

So apparently Lego heads are the same size as .45 ACP

It gets me everytime

Help I accidentally built a shelf

California drivers in the rain.

When you ask our daughter for a piece of her donut

Okay. You two hold hands. You in the back, hold a gun to that guy's head. Nice. I'll add blush in post.

Who lives in a pineapple under the street?

My nephew tried to escape from his room last night, got stuck, was too tired to call for help, and promptly fell asleep there for the rest of the night.

Vintage 1950s Ice Cream Scoop

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Younglings guide to survival

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