Are you threatening me master jedi

Do the titles even matter?

Always up-to-date

Duck for scale

Another use for Mac Pro $6000 servers

I work hard.

Who's a good boy: quick existential crisis and resolution.

Photobombing Rock

When autism kicks in

My dog has it better than he knows, and I make sure he is reminded about it!

Uranus Fudge Factory

Disgusting feeling ;((((

Safest drone in the world... it won't hit anything

Pops picked me up so we could go on a dump run. Looked over and realized my dad is Frank Gallagher.

With the news of more North Korean missile tests, I was reminded of this gem.

Well... a job is a job...

Life

Aaah childhood traumas

"This is my dog. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

Boii, he gon do it

MRW i see another Mike Pence meme.

Shit Just Went From 0 To100

Cancer intensifies

Play of the game

Large Ears and Skin

Maslow's hierarchy was wrong.

Thank you for the insight, Brock.

i just want some fuk

These are their stories

I guess he's an indoor horse.

Out of my swamp

Fail a procedure = take a shot. Keeping a steady hand gets tougher as the game goes on.

Not allowed to show your obi-wand

Works as advertised

Since you guys like amazon reviews...

"Are you black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" Shel Silverstein, A Light in the Attic, 1981

For some reason I don't believe you...

Homer's dorm room inspired furniture

Give this man a medal

She's so sweet until you tell her she can't have any of your cereal...

My dad's name is Chip. He's on vacation. He just sent me this.

Did they photoshop hair on Anne Hathaway?

7 - Eleven in Jungle

She will make a fine addition to my collection

Apology accepted.

My friend's unfortunate hand placement in his engagement photo.

Her: let's go somewhere fun today. Me:

I was watching Despicable Me with my toddler son today when I came across this easter egg.

This creature came from wolves

Redneck restraining order

Not sure what this guy expects to happen at Disney today

$

More like fruit Canadian

Last minute requests

Just in case you need to sate that gummy worm fetish, you freak

Bogwandi wya

Anime in a nutshell

Going through my gf's parents' wedding album, I discovered that a couple of her dad's groomsmen were Napolean Dynamite and Nacho Libre.

That's his girl now

that sounds like their problem, not mine

Get your ass pounded the wire won't be grounded

Plumbers graduation work.

One week ago: "We're not getting a dog!" 12 hours ago: "We're going JUST TO LOOK." 8 hours ago: "Well we can't bring one home and leave her sister behind by herself."

Lemme smash II, the smashening.

Slept at my brother's house and woke up to this

Amazon Review

Didn't realize Wolverine was going to be riding a bicycle in Old Man Logan.

"no homo"

Friendshiplevel max.

shitposting #2

Shut the *** up Jamal

Your turn

A koalafied director is all you need

Sing us a song

I have a pleasure room

Shakespear shit

Bet no one noticed i've been away

Meanwhile, in Canada...

we all were shocked

Sarudog

A meme so shit and dead you could call it Micheal Jackson

In Florida the drain pipes are so clean alligators live in them.

Wrong move fam

You know who loves skiing? Not this kid.

Vertical Video Syndrome

when Overwatch was every normies dream

The Pan Dulce dog

Legacy

Be free

/g/ has a pet

I love you lamp

whom'st'ed got a degree in this

I'm glad that cow privacy is a serious concern for Google

Outrageous!

I miss Garth Algar, this Womanizer...

pls no steal

How I picture every dad joke in real life

She took the ball straight to her face.

They keep getting better

kkk