PRETTY MUCH TRUE FOR ANY STATE, AMIRITE?

Scary crossing guard

Frosty the snowman, was very well endowed they say...

still hot

My friend got his physics test back..

ragequit

So my sister made this for me as a housewarming present

Bobby's going places

best tiddies

I've reached enlightment

#shortdogproblems

No pain no gain

Mike Tyson has become self aware

Rude awakening!

Proof that the moon landing was staged!

Expired

Prepare your ass they're coming to town

Oy Vey

Happy international downs syndrome day

When KatMan overdoes it again

16 years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.

Umm, About 5.

Never trust a Tammy, never!

My university canteen has a wall clock for each of the university's campuses... except they are all in the same country, so all the clocks show the exact same time.

About to get a speeding ticket...

not an italian meme.jpeg

My local police department takes drug trafficking very seriously.

End of work

If you had a cat as a boss

This Amazon review for a knife

Cards Against Humanity

Engage your respiratory vacuum on my phallic organ

Anon goes to gamestop

Ryan Reynolds' bromance with Jake Gyllenhaal

She got the job!

When your life is a mess but everything always works out in the end.

when you go out in public

Feeling great about myself!

Why am i like this

Anon overcomes his fears

And still no picture of Katman with the Anime Tiddies Tshirt

Hot pepe

Canadian diapers

The male fantasy

You can stop school shootings if you recognize the signs early

Yeah!!!

The Good ole' days

Fake Tooth Fairy

We have fruit bowls in my work break room. It's taking every ounce of restraint I possess to remain an adult

I did this today, still don't know where I am.

Girlfriend's OCD kicks in about her plant care while away.

I haven't seen your pills

My diet's back on.

Her hands were garlic breadsticks of action. Her face was a Cesar salad of expression.

Goodwill super find

Leprechauns are in a bit of a slump

Snapped a nice picture of my dad admiring a gorilla's ass.

I Ain’t Getting Wet For Nothing

WARR-E

"Wakaliwood is coming for you."

Yes I made it!

She proved everyone wrong.

Found this lovely dadjoke in my local shopping centre

A door that must be closed at all times..

How to draw a chameleon 101

Today's society in one picture

Fight the ocean you will drown

Behold the sorting cone!

Someone bout to find out that im a Navy Seal

Speed is relative

cough*

Tinder Illustrated

big fokoff sneik m8

This nursery has jokes

BLM

This guy's nose looks a ninja turtle's head.

place your bets

My friend is learning how to photoshop

C'mon grandpa

For Bad Posture Only

Food as a kid vs. food as an adult

How it feels when you open Fresh and notice yet another shitty meme trend.

Met this happy ass the other day

Still one of my favorite scenes of all time.

gotta love llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Cool ads.

The moment you know that you're going to prison.

Evolution of female profile pictures on social media

"just making sure everything works like it should sir"

(Teleports behind you) hm, You didnt think that was my only form did you?

Those means

Since we're on x-rays. Here's my friend's cat that farted contrast the moment an x-ray was taken.

On an elementary school sidewalk, mysterious symbols from ancient times have appeared.

Every ‘Sesame Street’ Character Is Suffering From Severe Mental Disorders

woke levels increasing

I heard the same as him.

Apartment hunting. This ad said "double bed shown for scale"...

Really, bro?

StarTrek with "Shaky Cam" removed

The difference between Dogs & Cats