>implying I have sex

Roastmeyer

I think our dogs daycare has a new pack leader

cat singing on drums set

like in 5 Seconds or kys

I wish I wouldn't have to make titles sometimes

What kind of disability is this? You had one job!

Bombastic

Hey church, that's kinda none of your beeswax.

He made sure to count all of his fries...

Somebody handed me a small case and whispered "just in case"

Such a pity that every girl I like is either in a relationship or has a good taste

Because humans are pathetic :)

Happy Meetings Day

Obi wan doesn't vaccinate also

Uncle Ben, nooooo!

One man's ceiling is another man's floor

Meanwhile in Australia, the situation grows dire.

Pretty close

Roblox Roleplay gone sexual

This classic Gary Larson Far Side comic

Anon playing 4D chess

bai

That's brilliant

Mia Khalifa's comment section

"The wizard will now install your software"

The elusive hipster gargoyle, spotted in the wild

Screw poor people, right?

I had to read this to a toddler

My 5 year old: "That farmer must really love his cows.... he put up all those fans to keep them cool."

RIP In Pieces Club Penguin

Old, but truer than ever.

When you smell weed in public...

There we have it

What I found in my classroom.

I myself prefer Stalin.

Solving domestic violence, for good.

Easy choice

Magnificent

Savage Wendy's Twitter Roasts McDonald's New Claim!

Vegans are monsters.

From the sharks perspective

Telling it like it is

Bus is here!

He could buy 2 entire popcorns for that in a cinema!

Yes I'm sure

Kek

Safe to say that I tipped him.

Isn't that illegal?

Real Batman

Each booth is an alternate reality.

It shows initiative...

Secret Question

when you start shitposting after 2 years of lurking

sammich

You either get it, or you don't....

Thanks for the Mercedes.

Let's Go Soldier!

I had a problem with birds at my house. Not anymore!

Hugelol car!

When someone asks me how to nod.

Gotta say..

RIP Club Penguin :'(

/fit/izen hates clowns

Nice tattoo.....

My wife was not pleased when she came home

How to talk to a black woman at work

The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club .

What a mix!

I am frooooot!

The Walking Debt

I work at a bank and a customer brought in this prop money which she thought was real and didn't understand why we couldn't accept it.

This mug

Visual Effects have come a long way

An older gentleman came into my office this morning and asked if I wanted to see a picture of his "pride and joy".

Can You do it

My friend in Tennessee knows how to prepare

A pain I can relate to

Gender bender

It's a tough job but somebody has to chew it

This actually made me laugh

This is the most accurate comic that has ever existed

Tinder. Sigh...

Skyrim skills Irl

Ermergerd, dern't perk here

4th panel = dude

When you find a Tesla driver with a dash of humor.

Dark humor is best humor.

buckle up guys

Remember Baby Sinclair?

So they DO check the signatures.

Hold up y'all !

When you had so much feminine dicks you forget about grills

Go home Netflix, you're drunk!

Ever trolled a doctor?

You mother ***ers!

...OH GOD

Life is Pain

The great bean bag incident of 2017

Punctuation is key!