My Facebook memory from two years ago made my day. Best Amazon review ever!

Im off to Shoneys

Yes

Well... Shes not wrong

Easter plagiarism

Nivea's marketing is on point.

This lady sure is squirrelly

Can't wait

The future is now

Best Darth Vader quote

So my friend went out last night, woke up to this...

When you have leukemia and celebrate the fact that you die within a month with a cuban cigar

Who are you kidding?!

we are doomed

and i allready uploaded it

Mfw you're a dead meme before you even started

And down we go...

when your jobis boring, and you are still a child inside

so much likes

Duffman...took a break

Vietcong

This is sexist

Monday Lisa

Just waxed my car

Systems of measurement around the world

My next haircut

Just take the god damn deal.

Don't be these people

This also does not have meaning yet

This Chinese inspirational poster

when you are the first to arrive and you see the school shooter passing by

Have we been looking at it wrong this entire time?

Will you...

Ah, so that's how it went down in the meeting

Don't make me slither over there!

How popular is Rick and Morty? Popular enough to change Google top result

I Love you Japan

Nice chrome wheels

My sister's April Fools' prank on her husband.

Survival guide

Our big bad Pitbull, hiding from the lawnmower

Possibly my favorite picture of all time

Tin can eyeball fist planet? I don't get it

This grocery store has a serious shoplifting policy.

It's Batman. Seriously.

Jojo reference

My perception at work

Better than Pandora

What's your address?

Szechuan Sauce

Looks like a nice place to post up eye to eye with a stranger in the Miami Airport.

Man vs Mutton

Ghost in the Shell movie description in my local paper

The most 'Florida' thing I've seen during my trip to Orlando

It couldnt do this, if it was a black oak

He's finally back :')

Canadian plate

In spirit of syllabus week.

I wish for a quick and painless death.

What a time to be alive

Wife said she was going to start buying clothes from trophywife.com

Another unjust move by the bourgeoisie

This sign I saw in Kyoto

Killin it

My father asked me yesterday whether his grandson was left- or right-handed. This is a pict I took and sent him today.

When she's pissed and you're trying to figure out what you did wrong

Facebook just used my past against me.

At my local Home Depot....Winning!!!

Sub woofer.

Oh god!

Jimmy Fallon wearing Shaq's jacket.

Pot Roast

Better call Admiral Ackbar........

Riding into battle!

Message for criminals.

Hopefully I dind't pay 30000$ for this.

Poetry to live your life after

Haste makes waste

Wroff

Dat hurrrtss :D

A Very Important Meeting Going On Across The Street

She seems fine...

Falling in my chair is the worst!

Life advice from the side of a dumpster.

my face is tired

Ayyy

I dare you

He did it...

The name of this jewellery store

Where do I find the Carrots?

I'm sorry dudes.

Walls.

I'm related to Robin Williams! Apparently he is my great great great great grandmother...

Coming back to this place over and over again

Kid turned 14 today. Are we doing this right?

*** turkey

When Grandma makes a shark blanket

"Purrfect! They will hever see me in here!"

Cat might be sick

First time I've laughed at a photo in a while