My daughter refused to pick up her toys so I threw away her floor

Know the difference, it might save your job... uhh i mean life.

Thanks man!

This is how you support a marathon

Longer Larger ...

Super Sleuth

Good O'l Days

This response to a question about cards against humanity

Foolish Jedi, Count Dooku is the ultimate warrior.

Piglet Gives Directions

Shadow Puppet Theater

This Line Painting Vehicle Knows What's Up

Helpful Advice

The safe word is "404".

Seize the means of animation

Amazing medical advances!

Wrong Number, Sorry bro...

My drunk neighbor waking up for a smoke break

Hashes to ashes, dust to dust

Because adults deserve gold stars too!

The man behind school shooting incident

there is no title

Windows has successfully installed itself 2.56 times.

electric fence

My daughter, age 5, artist and conservative

can we stop the schoolshooter memes now? they make me sad, cause i never saw one in my school laif

stock-photo love story <3

Knowing the female body.

Sign on the door of the company mailroom

Only human

Ran into my ex at Lowes

Careful horses

Shocked prisoner witnesses fellow captive eaten by his captors

Ohh yeah!

feels good

im a doctor

1 Hour Epic Orchestral Music

To all yall nude sleeper's

Yes, I'm talking to you!

No you don't!

Shooting Avoided

Michael Bay has 10+ Transformers movies in development...

At a brisk pace

Blinded by emoness

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

So much grandad-ness in one photo.

We're gonna have another boy!!!

We asked this Japanese guy if he could complete the Rubik's cube in his bar. 24 seconds later.

Things you can mount in BOTW

Sweet dreams aren't made of this

Depressing Speech for my Hugelol friends

Proper anime con apparel

Bathroom stall nazi rebuttal

Since my niece could write her name, we have been mailing each other letters. We have both been pretty busy and haven't sent or received in a while, but just got this today and this kid cracks me up!

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

oh snap

Hush little baby

Did they even try?

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I too have a sophisticated taste in music.

Well he has a point

clown school

Dear Mom...

Not now jack, I am working.

When I try to achieve something in life

I'm over "promposals" but my little brother's actually made me laugh

amazed

Things that entertain me

Being Polar

Merika

bring the shirt now

it still has the sticker on

Take pictures with my friends

damn daniel

gordon ramsey would be proud

smh

You should've been more specific.

Found my ex in the Natural History Museum

Dad jokes everywhere

Must Be Some Good Shit

It's the only thing I want in life Jeffy.

use the squanch

Tips for a long life

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

My life this second

Some here need to explain

Talk to your kids about sex, in front of this sign

454TAN

What sissies

Moby Dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You don't know me or my diet.

Got this today, possibly the funniest card I've ever seen.

Shitpost

Well...this is a new sales pitch

The Hamilton, Ontario Police Department everybody. Canada's finest.

Seems like anti-trump protestants had the same idea

we gotta go back!

My Chem Teacher is Proud Of His MS Paint Skills.

There's a potato in the pastry dish on this episode of Friends.

Finders Keepers